Tom Brady has a weird diet. Okay, maybe not weird. Just rigid. No, weird. Because, as we learned from his interview with New York Magazine, he has never and will never eat a strawberry. A strawberry.
A simple little strawberry. Everybody loves strawberries.
But, no, you try to give Tom Brady a strawberry and he be like:
He’s so firm in his conviction against strawberries that he speaks of them the way most people speak of eating bugs or jumping off cliffs.
“I’ve never eaten a strawberry in my life. I have no desire to do that.” Never? “Absolutely not.”
He and is super-model honey, Gisele Bündchen, are notorious for their intensely healthy diet regimen. According to their chef, Alan Campbell, here is what they eat: “80 percent … vegetables … and whole grains: brown rice, quinoa, millet, beans. The other 20 percent is lean meats: grass-fed organic steak, duck every now and then, and chicken.”
Did you notice what's missing? Fruit. A strawberry is a fruit. Tom Brady doesn't eat fruit. Therefore, Tom Brady doesn't eat strawberries. Ever. Never. Would not. Could not. Anywhere.
We guess it’s best he never tries, because we know that after one taste he’d be like:
