Rachel Paige
January 09, 2017 4:23 pm

Yeah, sure, La La Land swept everything at the Golden Globes, and The Crown got some much-needed award season love. That’s cool. But you wanna know who the REAL winner of the Golden Globes was last night? BEARDS! So many beards! Beards as far as the eye can see, and on so many of our favorite (male) celebrities!

Beards in 2017, so hot right now!!

IDK if there was some sort of memo sent out to male attendees, asking them to grow some scruff and/or a full-face beard, but they all showed up as if they had read the same memo. “Oh, you want the mountaineer look for 2017?” They asked their mirrors, “YOU’VE GOT IT!”

There were a whole lot of full beards, and then some like, lite-beards, and some variations of the goatee, and then some scruff. We’re fans of all of it, TBH. Let’s take a quick trip down Golden Globes memory lane — as if the awards weren’t like, 24 hours ago — and relive all these glorious beards! Let’s go!

Ryan Gosling had some scruff!

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Justin Timberlake had a beard!

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Donald Glover had scruff! (And two Golden Globes!)

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Ryan Reynolds had a beard!

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John Legend had scruff!

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Matt Damon had a goatee!

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Jake Gyllenhaal had a beard! (And a big smile!)

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Chris Pine had this glorious full-beard!

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Bryan Cranston had a beard! (And bonus, these glasses!)

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Dev Patel had a beard!

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David Harbour had a beard!

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Chris Hemsworth had a beard!

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Jason Schwartzman had some scruff!

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J. J. Abrams had a beard!

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Diego Luna had a lite-beard!

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Tom Hiddleston had this scruff and goatee combo!

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Simon Helberg had a beard!


Riz Ahmed had scruff!

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Nikolaj Coster-Waldau had a beard!

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Jon Hamm had a beard!


Jeffery Dean Moran had a beard!

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Ben and Casey Affleck BOTH had full beards!

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Honoree Mention: Milo Ventimiglia with a mustache!

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That’s all from beards today! Until next time!