Alyssa Thorne
September 06, 2016 10:07 am
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Taylor Swift is known for music and a signature red lip, but she’s also more and more known for her INCREDIBLE blowouts. We’re talking PARTIES. We’ve been to a cool party or two in our day (if you count a house party in your high school friend’s basement with warm PBR and one bag of potato chips cool), but nobody can hold a candle to Taylor Swift’s party swag.

2013 was a big year. It was the first that we really got a look into the singer’s stuuuuning social life.

Taylor Swift’s 23rd birthday party was so star-studded we need sunglasses to look at the instas properly.

Nbd. Just Taylor Swift, hanging out with Beyonce, Jay Z, Justin Timberlake, Sam Smith, and a poop emoji.

At a certain point, do you just stop adding people you invite list and go, “Nah, too much talent per capita. The universe can’t sustain this.”

2013 was also potentially the first year (that we know of) for T-Swift’s epic 4th of July parties.

It’s just SO festive.

In 2014, there was another Independence Day Party, featuring everyone we’ve ever wanted to be BFFs with.

Yeah, that’s Emma Stone in the corner. UGH.

WE KNOW IT HAPPENED TWO YEARS AGO BUT IS IT TOO LATE TO SNAG AN INVITE FOR THE WATER SLIDE?

2015 was BUSY for T-Swift and what must be an army of party planners.

First, there was a birthday party for the singer’s long-time friend, Abigail Anderson that looks OUT OF THIS WORLD. Imagine having a best friend who was not only Taylor Swift, but a genius party planner? The DREAM.

Then, there was ANOTHER 4th of July Party. Be still our hearts. This one included Gigi Hadid, Serayah, and Haim.

Even Ed Sheeran made an appearance, despite being British on ‘Murica Day.

There was also actress Jaime King‘s birthday shower, where everybody was in costumes and looked 400x more fabulous than we ever look dressed like normal people.

WHERE do we get T-Swift’s hat?

We’ve always wanted to go to a really intense costume party — now we want to go to one planned by Taylor Swift.

Most recently, 2016 was the year of what was probably the most talked about party since Jay Gatsby.

She’s definitely upped her water slide game since 2014.

STOOOOOOP.

That picture is just TOO GOOD. It looks like a scene from the coolest movie ever.

See you at Taylor Swift’s next party? But first we have to find a matching onesie…

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