Stephen Colbert went ahead and wrote Taylor Swift's next breakup song and it's hilarious
Ever since we heard the news that Hiddleswift (aka Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston) is no more, we’ve been feeling super sad. And apparently, so has Stephen Colbert! He feels so strongly about their breakup in fact, that he expressed his heartache through an original song.
But first off, he addressed his audience on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert with a solemn face.
“Hiddleswift has called it Hiddle-splits, and Taylor has sent Hiddleston packing back to Asgard or Hogwarts or wherever he’s from. And I’m especially sad about this because their love was in the press so much, I thought it was part of it. In a way, it feels like they broke up with me.”
And here’s where he starts delivering the goods. “In fact, I’m so upset that I did what Taylor does when she goes through a breakup — I wrote a song about it.”
Is not one of the most amazing things you’ve ever heard? These lyrics! “Taylor, Tom and me, we were a happy couple of three. But now they said goodbye and I just want to cry. How could you do this to me?”
And then he takes us on a walk down memory lane… cue the tears. And the laughter, because come on, the humor is priceless! This guy is at the top of his game.
We’re sorry to hear about Taylor and Tom, but Stephen Colbert is easing the pain with this healing tune.