Lupita Nyong’o and David Oyelowo appeared on Watch What Happens Lives , which turned into a Bravologue Competition, and oh my, our day has been MADE.
Alternately performing lines from Bravo’s reality TV shows like Real Housewives and Vanderpump Rules, the two take turns being their snidest, most vapid selves, and the results are hilarious.
David nails the first one, for sure:
“I have been in this industry for 20 years and I’m still here and I’m still fabulous!”
But Lupita nails the last line:
“Gone with the Wind fabulous.”
David whips out his best Jersey accent for the next one:
“I cooked awl day, I decorated, I did it nice, and if no one behaves themselves, then you can awl go home!”
But once again, Lupita finishes it strong with just the right amount of bit and sass.
“…then you can ALLL go home!”
Again, David reaches into his accent box and pulls out a perfect valley girl.
“I’ve really been focusing on my t-shirt line, and I’ve been working in therapy to not act like a psycho.”
He won that one, but Lupita champions the next one:
“We got the yacht! We got the YAAAAACCHHHHHHTT!!!”
Host Andy Cohen can barely contain his glee at watching these award-winning actors sink to reality tv level, and neither can we. It’s so dang funny.