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Nothing is ever simple when it comes to the Kardashian family. Like Kourtney Kardashian’s Fast and the Furious themed birthday party over the weekend. While her brother Rob Kardashian was experiencing the breakup of the century with Blac Chyna, his sister Kourtney was throwing a racecar-themed birthday blowout for her two sons. It reminds us of a certain quote by a certain Charles Dickens,”It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.” Hmm…now that we think of it was A Tale of Two Cities actually about the Kardashians?

Anyway, E! News reported that the party was a“low-key” bash at home for Mason, 7 and Reign,2 who were born on the same day but five years apart. Talk about abrotherly bond! However, if you know anything about the Kardashians (is it possible not to?), you know that nothing they do is “low-key” and this party is no exception.

From the looks of Kourtney’s Snapchats of the event, the party included a racetrack for the kiddos, and according to E!, they also had a giant car-shaped bounce house for the Fast and the Furious theme. Feeling a little bit bummed that we weren’t invited, TBH.

There was even a beautiful surprise engagement that Kylie apparently helped orchestrate!

Never a crew to pass up an opportunity to dress-up for a theme party, Kourtney made sure to document her American-biker chick look while shaming BFF Jen Atkin for missing the mark:

The party’s theme was appropriate for a family who doesn’t shy away from being speed-demons– hey, no one said keeping up with the Kardashians was easy, after all!

According to Kourtney’s Instagram, the family also celebrated the birthdays at Disneyland earlier this week, and the famous family members also took to social media to write sweet messages for the Disick boys.

Kourtney shared the cutest picture of her sons on Instagram on their actual birthday:

Her caption reads, “My twin boys born five years apart. Luckiest mommy in the world. Happy birthday to them.”

Those boys are definitely loved, that is for sure, and we can’t help but wish we were baby Kardashians ourselves sometimes. Seriously, Disneyland every month? Sign us up!