Jeff Goldblum is currently selling sausage out of a food truck, and what a time to be alive

For today’s edition of “strange but true, and also amazing,” here you you: Jeff Goldblum now has a food truck.

Is it possible to love something so much, and also be so confused by it at the same time? That’s the general feeling when it comes to this food truck. Though we barely know anything about this true (let alone what deliciousness it’s selling), deep in our hearts, we just know that it’s the best thing to ever happen on the planet. So crazy that Jeff Goldblum’s food truck just saved us all.

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Or, ahem. “Chef Goldblum.” 

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Be still, our hearts.

The only downside to this magnificent thing is that Chef Goldblum is currently running his food truck out of Sydney, Australia. Congrats to you in Sydney; better luck next time for the rest of us. However, just because we can’t see this with our own eyes doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of pictures of this glorious sight.

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Imagine Jeff Goldblum handing you a *free* sausage.

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The menu also looks pretty damn good:

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Talking to Triple M, according to Goldblum himself, this food truck is part of  “a mystery that I can’t divulge, but I’m filming something here that has something to do with food.” Everything about this secret food truck project is “a secret.”

He then told The Daily Telegraph, “I’ve gotta do some work. I was doing the Thor movie on the Gold Coast some time ago but now I’m doing a project that I have to be secretive about but there is some thematic tie-in to this. I like food, I’m very interested in food, but you’ll have to wait.”

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And we like, you, Jeffrey. Whatever you’re doing, we’re fully on board with it. What makes you happy, makes us happy.

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