Trilby Beresford
Updated Aug 25, 2016 @ 1:56 pm
Credit: Instagram/Jamie Oliver

Remember a few days ago, when Alexa Vega named her son Ocean King and we all thought it was the greatest thing ever? Well, get a load of this! Famous chef Jamie Oliver (aka The Naked Chef) just named his fifth child RIVER ROCKET OLIVER.

Damnnnnnnnnn. Is that not the most star-powered and 100% badass name you can imagine? Oliver’s other children possess equally amazing names, and it’s important to see them all together in a list.

Poppy Honey Rosie

Daisy Boo Pamela

Petal Blossom Rainbow

Buddy Bear Maurice

And now River Rocket Oliver!

Phew. Makes Jamie and Jools (his wife) seem pretty boring. I think it’s official… kids names in the Oliver family trump all other celeb baby names.

Okay, we know you’re dying to see little River Rocket, so here he is!

Could they be glowing with happiness any more?

Huge congratulations to Jamie Oliver and his family. It’s safe to say we’re feeling very inspired by their creativity! River Rocket is as strong as they come.