This post was written by Audre Azuolas on The Dodo.
It’s not about jealousy. And it’s not about getting attention, OK? You believe them, right?
1. “Don’t be ridiculous. I just happen to fit purrfectly in this chair.”
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2. “I’m only here to support your mission to buy me more treats.”
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3. “I wanted to stare at the floating birds above me. Isn’t that what cats do?”
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4. “What do you mean? You were expecting someone else?”
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5. “I heard that this was the place to be for dinner. So I’m here.”
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6. “Can’t I get a moment of privacy? Please?”
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7. “Where else am I supposed to hide from the dog?”
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8. “I … I was just testing these sheets for you. Don’t worry — they’re good.”
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9. “I don’t know what you’re saying. Doesn’t everyone sit this way?”
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10. “I’m all about convenience when it comes to snacking. That’s all.”
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11. “I hear you calling this ‘the baby’s chair.’ But I just don’t see it.”
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12. “I got caught in some ruffles, OK? It could happen to anyone.”
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13. “I find this a convenient way to see if you’re getting me food. Are you getting me food?”
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14. “I GUESS I see how you could think that … But I really don’t care.”
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15. “I’m trying to alert you to this growing broccoli menace! Does no one see?!”
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16. “You may want to strengthen your fortifications on this prison. I found it quite easy to get in.”
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17. “Are you telling me you didn’t arrange these blankets so nicely, just for me? I don’t believe it.”
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18. “Wait, is this something babies do? Now I’m confused.”
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