Cards Against Humanity wants Barack Obama to be their new CEO, and we can’t blame ’em
Now that he has extra time on his hands, Barack Obama is in high demand. While lots of people want time with the former president, some are even making job offers.
Like the founders of Cards Against Humanity, who recently put out an ad for a CEO that only Obama qualifies for.
The posting was found on a Chicago Craigslist ad. And the entire listing is extremely satirical and hilarious. It makes a series of requests that are basically a list of some of Barack Obama’s accomplishments.
The card game company makes fun of itself in their opening statements, saying they have no idea what they’re doing and want real leadership amongst their ranks.
Since he’s got some free time on his hands now, they’re obviously hoping to enlist Obama. Or, at least make him laugh with this super specific ad.
The listing asks for someone with "Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation" and "Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review," among many other Obama-specific descriptions.
After their long list of qualifications that, conveniently, only Barack Obama meets, they also added one more stipulation.
They’d prefer a candidate who has won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Cards Against Humanity also echoed many people’s sentiments as they put up this hilarious ad.
They promise, "Paid relocation to Chicago is available. Also, you can be our new Dad if you want (optional but strongly preferred)."
And, let’s be real, there are certainly lots of us who would love to call Obama our Dad.
No word yet how Obama, the most (and only) qualified candidate for the job, will respond the opportunity. Knowing what a great sense of humor he has, we have no doubt he’ll at least get a kick out of it if he hears about it.