Cadbury Creme Eggs are now a pizza topping, how do we process this?

Today in Weird and Wonderful Food News, Cadbury Creme Eggs are officially a pizza topping.

“Wait, like those chocolate Easter egg things?” you ask.

Yes, exactly like those chocolate Easter egg things. As Mashable reports, Crazy Pedro’s pizzeria in Manchester, England has made that pizza. And what a pizza it is. Titled “I Am The Resurreggtion” (ha ha ha ha),the pizza is (we assume) made with regular pizza dough, topped with chocolate sauce, marshmallows, brownies, meringue, and, of course, the star of the show, creme eggs.

The bummer news is if you want this madness in your mouth, you’re going to have to hightail it to England to grab yourself a slice. The “Resurregtion” is priced at £7.50 (about $10.62 in US dollars) and will be available through the month of March.

But wait a minute! We have access to pizza dough! And chocolate sauce! And creme eggs (Easter is right around the corner, remember)! We can make a run to the grocery store and grab all these things! True, we don’t have the recipe. But we can try following a regular pizza recipe and see what happens! Even if it’s a disaster, look at those ingredients! It will be the straight-up most DELICIOUS disaster that has ever happened to us.

Or don’t leave it up to chance, and check out this chocolate pizza recipe from Food Network.

Happy eating, sweets!