Bitches in Pearls; Or, DOGS IN COSTUME!

Couldn’t score any Fashion Week invites? No time between the Grammys and work for the Westminster Dog Show? Starting to think that getting a puppy might be easier than having a boyfriend (especially since you can dress them in whatever you want)?

Well then, dollface. Ya shoulda stopped beatin’ ya gums and hustled on ova to the 2013 New York Pet Fashion Show. It was the best of both worlds, ya see? No baloney! Daddies, dames, dappers and debs got all dolled up for the Roaring Twenties-themed spectacle, which included pooches in their glad rags, gettin’ their wiggle on down an AstroTurf runway. It was swanky and swell, ya see? No ragamuffins allowed!