Two bidet companies are in the funniest Twitter beef we’ve ever seen
What do you do when two bidet companies start a Twitter fight on the web? Stand back and watch — that’s what! Bidet experts Brondell and Bio Bidet went head-to-head over the interwebs to win the heart and loyalty of one lucky comedian, and there were too many awesome poop-puns to count.
YouTube personality Steve Zaragoza professed his dream to be endorsed by a bidet company in the future, and it lead to the very public, and hilarious, brawl between the classy cleansers. The Twitter feud was one of the best we’ve witnessed since Wendy’s and Burger King let each other have it on the platform!
It all started with this tweet from comedian Steve Zaragoza.
My dream is to be sponsored by a bidet company
— Steve Zaragoza (@stevezaragoza) January 10, 2017
Bidet brand Brondell was the first to catch wind of Steve’s tweet, and attempted to make his prophecy come true.
…what kinda "sponsorship" are we talking here? Signed, a bidet company that believes in #washdontwipe
— Brondell, Inc (@brondell) January 12, 2017
And just when the comedian started to consider Brondell for a partnership of a lifetime…
I'm looking for a bidet that's associated with love, kindness and my bearded endorsement. Is that you Brondell Inc?
— Steve Zaragoza (@stevezaragoza) January 12, 2017
…Bio Bidet decided they wanted a stake in this fight.
He said bidet company, not water and air filters. #gotitcovered #waterdoesitbetter
— BioBidet (@BioBidet) January 12, 2017
And that’s when things got…interesting.
— Steve Zaragoza (@stevezaragoza) January 12, 2017
The rival bidet companies showed no mercy on one another, and it was glorious.
LOL doesn't bother us a bit (yappers want attention -2 busy 2 give it bc we're at #KBIS2017– no booth 4 @BIOBIDET)! pic.twitter.com/4Svi8ydqcU
— Brondell, Inc (@brondell) January 12, 2017
Vid of @brondell team and product at #KBIS2017 pitching to ̶5̶2̶7̶ 526 followers. pic.twitter.com/iTMPbSviQh
— BioBidet (@BioBidet) January 12, 2017
Actually, (pic below). If @BIOBIDET was here at #KBIS2017 we'd say stop by Booth S5608 to see how it's done, but… pic.twitter.com/7yeEO1R0CT
— Brondell, Inc (@brondell) January 12, 2017
Claims too busy, responds promptly. What is Brondell really doing @ #KBIS2017?
— BioBidet (@BioBidet) January 12, 2017
We’re so happy the feud ended before the companies hit too low below the belt. (Not the best poop-pun, but you have to give us an A for effort, LOL.)
