Bronwyn Isaac
Updated Aug 19, 2016 @ 2:33 pm
Credit: Urban Decay/Instagram

The holidays might still be a ways off, but that doesn’t mean it’s too early to start inscribing your scroll-length wish list of toys and goodies. In what is no less than a cruel (and wonderful) move to further seduce your beauty-prone consumerist sensibilities, Urban Decay has revealed their holiday make-up collection. In what is ultimately the cosmetic-brand version of a thirst-trap, Urban Decay made a post on Instagram revealing the gorgeous holiday rainbows that can be applied to your face, and they have shades for all your looks.

It takes a lot for me to want summer to end — even though the sun has fully transformed into a merciless death-ball that is melting us all through the thinning ozone layer, so it’s nothing short of a cosmetic miracle that Urban Decay’s blue lipstick incepted daydreams of Christmas in my brain.

Fully aware of the temptation they were unleashing on the innocent public, Urban Decay expressed their excitement for the new additions when they wrote,

“We’re loving summer, but we couldn’t wait to show you our holiday line-up, UDers! It’s packed with a few classic throwbacks and some new products we can’t wait for you to try.”

For those uninitiated with their spread, the throwback items include the Naked Ultimate Basics Palette, as well as the Vice Lipstick Palette, but these only speak for a small amount of the cornucopia of face decadence offered by the brand.

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Now comes the deep and harrowing question: Who will you convince to buy this for you?!