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There’s a reason why Kim Kardashian, Emma Roberts, Katy Perry, and mere mortals like us love sheet masks — they’re the cure to everything. Facial sheet masks are more than just the perfect IG photo op, they can treat everything from acne, dull skin, wrinkles, and dryness. Plus it’s a pretty cool way to freak out your roommate.

After an hour or so down a skincare rabbit hole, I uncovered sheet masks made specifically for boobs. The product, “Oh, My Busty!,” is by a brand called Pure Smile Japan which makes all sorts of other face and lip masks. Are sheet masks for boobs something I actually need or have I finally crossed over into the dark side?!

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It took WEEKS for Oh, My Busty! to arrive and by that time I had already started to second-guess my purchase. At first, I thought it would be a cool experiment and possibly help treat or prevent more stretch marks but man, the packaging is a rough sale for beauty minimalists like myself.

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The lowdown

Oh, My Busty! (yes, it’s weird typing that) is a three-step treatment. Step 1 is a gommage, aka an exfoliant. It probably would have been a good idea for me to Google “gommage” before applying it because I definitely thought it was a weird, flaky cream that possibly curdled and expired during its weeks-long journey to the States. The gommage was pretty cool; I actually wished I had more of it for my face, legs, and elbows. It’s an odd sensation but it was strangely satisfying to see my dead skin flake up.

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Step 2 is when the sheet masking begins. The two heart-shaped pasties were super cute and had a pleasant cooling effect but ummm, my 36 DDs were BARELY covered by the tiny masks. Hey Pure Smile, can we get some XXL pasties or nah?

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The results

The last step is a cream with olive oil, aloe, shea butter, and macadamia nut. It claims to have a plumping effect but like I said — DDs. I probably wouldn’t notice any plumping if it worked or not. I did enjoy the cream and the overall experience. The skin on my breasts feels more hydrated and pampered and it has inspired me to take more care of my delicate skin (and myself overall).

Final thoughts

This is definitely something that should probably happen either before or immediately after a shower because there’s some gumminess and gooeyness involved. I would not recommend starting this process right before you order a pizza. Poor delivery man got a LOT more than he bargained for. If you want to try it yourself, you can get Oh! My Busy!? at Amazon for currently $5.99.