Dear Jerrod Blandino, Co-Founder of Too Faced Cosmetics:
You seem like a very nice man. Your Instagram photos are always super cute, you give us sneak peeks of products before they come out, and you’ve yet to make something we don’t instantly fall in love with. Hardly a week goes by when you don’t dangle a beauty carrot before our greedy little eyes that we simply have to own. And now Too Faced goes and collaborates with Skinny Dip London — just about the cutest accessory brand that exists?! How dare you, sir! We have bills to pay and puppies to feed!
How are we supposed to walk through this earth knowing that you’ve created a beautiful makeup kit with Skinny Dip London and not get one for ourselves?
We can clearly see two Melted Matte Lipsticks, a Natural Eyes eyeshadow Palette, Better Than Sex Mascara, Shadow Insurance Anti-Crease Primer, and more! Have you no shame?
Is it not enough that we’re still mentally preparing for the Peach Palette?!
Or that Peanut Butter and Honey eyeshadow palette is coming out next spring?
And don’t even get us started on how excited we are about Sweet Peach Glow!
Damn, that’s cute.
Oh Jerrod, we can’t stay mad at you for long. The truth is, we love you, and every time you sneak us a peek, our hearts burst and fill us with unparalleled joy. Thank you for this gift of a Too Faced collaboration with Skinny Dip London. We will treasure it more than you could possibly know. Early 2017 can’t come soon enough!
Beauty Lovers the World Over