Sarah Spangenberg is the Managing Editor of Evil Beet Gossip, but try not to take her too seriously over there. She's also the Managing Editor of Zelda Lily: Feminism in a Bra, but don't take her too seriously over there, either, okay? She's a mom, a wife, a Very Talented Vocalist (in her, ahem, opinion), a world-class cook, a vintage junkie and most importantly, a woman. Also? You're probably WAY COOLER than she could ever hope to be.