Why it is the “Broke Girl” era of TV comedy, and what that means for today’s young women
I throw my bag on the floor, text my mom, order a pizza, and shoot…
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“I’m one of those “I’m a bum when I’m in the house but Beyoncé when…
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“I enjoy long, romantic strolls to the refrigerator.”[email protected]
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“All I want is to be so famous that I make national news when I…
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“Been seeing a new boy recently. I hope other people can see him too, but…
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“I just ordered a large pizza to eat by myself in the middle of the…
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“Well, I just said my #1 crush at the moment is a cheeseburger. Sorry Ryan…
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“I’m so short that all the ‘sexy whatever’ costumes fit me like a regular one…as…
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“Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body…
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“Went into a store w/ wet nails & asked the cashier 2 pull a cig…
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“I’m answering your text immediately because all I do is stare at my phone. Let’s…
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“It’s getting to that time of year again! The point where I stop shaving my…
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“My favorite thing I do is constantly complain no one will date me while simultaneously…
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“I wish the first rule of Crossfit was to not talk about Crossfit.”[email protected]
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“Beauty tip: Beardburn is a cheap way to get that red lipstick look without spending…
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“I don’t think you should fake an orgasm. But if you do, a pretty convincing…
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“Of course I ate chocolate for lunch, what a ridiculous question.“[email protected]