jessica tholmer

Jessica Tholmer is a walking PNW stereotype, living in Seattle with an English degree and a big dream of a future in which she gets paid to be funny, even if her brothers always told her people are laughing at her, not with her. She never leaves without lipstick and her diet consists of black olives and whipped cream. You can pretty much find her all over the internet, because she loves being stalked.

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