Carolyn Seuthe is a writer, Scorpio, and aesthete from Los Angeles. She currently resides in Washington, DC. She cares deeply about the Lakers, full-bodied reds, and the idea of New York in the nineties. In the summer after third grade, she performed a Dr. Evil impression at an open call for All That. She was not cast. You may monitor her mood swings and nostalgia on Instagram and Twitter, both @careyseuthe.