Magazine subscriptions, a gift that keeps on giving – F.O.R! R.E.A.L! Okay, let’s dissect this……
“Getting a new fridge this morning. How much do I tip the delivery guy? Keep…
“Stylistically, a minivan’s not where I want to be right now – BUT it’s very…
“pool party at my house, bring ur own pool” – @tbhjustugly “Having to pee while…
“I’m HUGE in Japan. Like I’m considered very overweight over there. You are too probably.”…
“My body type? Wonderland.” – @senderblock23 “My drinking problem is that I only have one…
BEHOLD: The perfect “inside-bag bag”! Oh, I’m sorry, that’s my own made-up term? I am…
“Pretty sure karate was invented by a guy and a bee.” – @ConanOBrien “An invisibility…
“Let’s be real, we all have a little Amanda Bynes in us!” – @sofifii “Lately…
“Locked in an empty 12×12 ft room for 3 days…without sleep, just a dim light,…
“‘Sweet tooth!’ – Impressed hillbilly to another hillbilly.” – @badbanana “It’s amazing what a bit…
Confession: My to-do list has a standing item titled “hair flair” on it. Sadly, this…
“Let’s do this! (largely in part because I can’t handle the word ‘fiance’)” – @LOandJAKE2013…
“If he didn’t notice you cut bangs, girl, drop him” – @miserywench “Shaved off my…
“Just ordered a family meal. There is no family, just me lol” – @mzeld “Am I…
“Rappers shouldn’t have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.” –…