‘As Seen on TV’ products you’d actually want to get

1. Flower Tower, $14.95

All you have to do is water this baby and then watch flowers bloom into an extraordinary pillar. This is the type of thing that your friends will think is some terribly complicated Pinterest DIY. Sure, tell them that. Then chuckle devilishly to yourself: Hehehehheheheheheheh.

2. The “Wet” Brush, $13.95

True story: This brush is ahhh-mazing. It’s for use on wet hair, and manages to detangle your messy mane with minimal hair-pulling-outage.

3. Groomer Glove, $9.95

Pet washing is already a dirty business with lots of moving parts. This handy grooming glove helps you suds up and wash off your furry friend. But, uh, not sure if you should really be using this on a cat. Unless you want to die.

4. Pancake Machine, $24.95

Is this necessary for making amazing pancakes? Heck no! But it sure does look fun. Who wants pancakes? Everyone? Excellent.

5. Himalayan Salt Magnetic Detox Foot Patches, $9.95

What are these, even? They pull non-specific toxins out of your body through your feet and then the pads turn black? Sign me up.

6. Perfect Pasta Pot, $19.95

It cooks and drains pasta. Why did no one think of this before?

7. Pedi Spin, $14.95

The sequel to the Ped Egg, this baby spins to take all the dead stuff off your heels. Go nuts, kids.

8. The Ove Glove, $19.95

We are officially over oven mitts. We are eloping with Ove Glove. Wish us luck.

9. Shoe Slotz, $14.95

::Stands in front of shoe closet, wrings hands, envisioning new empire to build::

10. Farmer’s Garden Dome Terrarium, $19.95

Now we can all be urban farmers! And it comes with a “barnyard friend”? This is the bargain of the century, people.

(Images via asseenontv.com)

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