Anna Faris live-tweeted the “Guardians of the Galaxy” premiere in excruciatingly hilarious detail
We knew she was funny. Anna Faris live-tweeted the premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 last night, and made it pretty special. In fact, we kind of hope that Chris Pratt invites her to all of the promotional events. Any promotional event he has, for any movie. And, vice versa. (Consider it, Pratt! You two make a great team.)
In the tweets, Faris talked about the important details of prepping for a big event — like when to shower, and what pool maintenance must be done beforehand. Thanks to her tweets, fans of both Faris and Pratt got a true behind-the-scenes look at how an actress like Faris prepares.
Turns out, Faris has a lot of lags in her day, just like us!
It's the big premiere day for @Guardians -going to keep you updated! This is me at 824 am in front of the shower. pic.twitter.com/Y7jikiXshr
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
827 am. Me on the bed not taking a shower and playing twitter. This might be a long day for you guys @prattprattpratt pic.twitter.com/iiMG54u3oB
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
Hey, Pratt and Faris have a pretty nice house. Just sayin’.
Speaking of Pratt, it looks like he had a relaxing workout hours before the big event.
832 am. Chris just got back from yoga. Doesn't know what I'm up to yet. Will he be annoyed? Let's find out. pic.twitter.com/r9ZszBhoKm
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
Faris, meanwhile, flipped through her phone camera and found this adorable photo of Jack to share.
This isn't happening right now. Scrolling through photos though and this seemed like a way to exploit my child. 901am pic.twitter.com/7S1Q97n9l3
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
Eventually, she did shower.
918am. Guess who showered but clearly didn't wash face very well? Also morn news a little boring today pic.twitter.com/5yjlD30raR
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
Then, she took care of some important business.
1103am. Nice pool guys fixed the cover. Said I could tweet their photo. Rats chewed through wires! pic.twitter.com/hUIIdpWZFm
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
Then, breakfast.
1148am. Raisin toast pic.twitter.com/1qt0s5MsFR
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
Photos like this make us want Faris to be our BFF.
1229pm. Can I wear my favorite T tonight? pic.twitter.com/HxXb4kl1lq
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
This photo that has nothing to do with what I'm about to tell you. I have to leave here at 515 pm. This is important. pic.twitter.com/dfSl409Qgi
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
Eventually, it’s time for nails and makeup.
216pm. Getting my nails done. This is about to start getting a little Hollywood gross but hang in there. pic.twitter.com/5udyWgQh2h
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
317pm. Now I'm being assaulted. pic.twitter.com/5h7gRcAbLL
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
(Um, that mirror.)
Now it's getting real. Chris may be annoyed. 403pm pic.twitter.com/67qMmlTdCO
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
Their maintenance guys managed to get caught doing something a bit…strange.
415pm. Our bathrooms clearly aren't working pic.twitter.com/UkTIfH0XSS
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
But, no time to think about it. Instead, she needs to continue getting premiere-ready.
427pm. Lip color application. I love you guys for hanging there pic.twitter.com/4sQIU7nNUa
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 19, 2017
506pm. Jewelry!! pic.twitter.com/Wy4oSAgBcl
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 20, 2017
519pm. No time for my usual wit! We got to go!! pic.twitter.com/CDcR9FsFCI
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 20, 2017
And finally, some shots of her and her husband looking happy and incredible.
540pm. Running late. Chris blames you guys. Seriously. pic.twitter.com/bR8dS8WVrA
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 20, 2017
602pm. Here we gooooo!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/HHixILzJLg
— Anna Faris (@AnnaFaris) April 20, 2017
We feel like we were right there with Faris the entire time! If she wants to show us her prep for every premiere and event from here on out, we wouldn’t mind.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 comes out in theaters on May 5th. Whether or not you live-tweet what you’re doing before you hit the theater is totally up to you!