Amy Schumer opened up about her hilariously inappropriate wedding vows
As you probably know by now, Amy Schumer married professional chef Chris Fischer earlier this month. And the comedian dished about her February 13th nuptials on Nikki Glaser’s upcoming SiriusXM podcast. According to HollywoodLife.com, Schumer opened up about her wedding vows — and it sounds like they were very Amy.
Schumer said she wrote her vows in about 20 minutes and thought they were pretty good. But compared to Fischer’s, she joked they “sucked.” Glaser, who attended the wedding, recalled a line from Schumer’s speech:
“You go, ‘You make me laugh, you make me smile, you make me feel loved, you make me food.’” Amy continued, “In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t.’ And his were like, heckling me, too.”
Schumer continued, "He was like, 'The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f-cking loser.' It was all like, awful sh-t."
The couple that heckles together stays together, right?
The two were married in an intimate ceremony in Malibu, California. Their wedding was attended by family and a few close friends, including Jennifer Lawrence, Chelsea Handler, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Judd Apatow.
The couple was first spotted together in 2017. and they married just two days after going public with their relationship. According to E! News, they were set up by Schumer’s personal assistant.
We’re already low-key obsessed with Schumer and Fischer’s dynamic, and we can’t wait to hear Schumer’s (undoubtedly hilarious) stories of married life in the very near future.