This guy tweeted about living with only women for a week, and it’s gone viral
A British university student has posted a now-viral Twitter thread about living with women for a week, and the internet officially approves. Robbie Stowers, 20, recently went on a ski trip in France and ended up rooming with three college-aged women he had never met before. This was apparently his first time living with members of the opposite sex, and he had thoughts.
But before we get into that, let’s take a moment to remember that Stowers’ observations are in no way representative of all women, and that there are countless ladies out there who likely don’t relate to the behaviors and habits described in this thread in any way. Case in point: Stowers jokingly tweeted that, “Girls have two makeup bag,” while a large number of women of course don’t even wear makeup.
He also noted he learned that girls meticulously deconstruct texts from guys they like, and of course, plenty of women aren’t romantically interested in men. He was hanging out with one specific group of friends, so as hilarious as his commentary is, we should of course keep in mind that it’s one guys’ experience with one tiny sample-size of women.
That being said, some women are seeing themselves and their besties in his many posts (listed in no particular order).
28) Hairgrips everywhere you look. Floor? Hairgrips. Bed? Hairgrips? Shower? Hairgrips.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
19) One girl in the group is usually the designated ‘winged eyeliner applicator’. The others seem useless.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
20) If you miss taking your pill two consecutive days in a row you have fucked up your cycle. I became the pill reminder.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
16) Girls sniff their armpits to see if they smell. “nah not too bad”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
14) Girls spoon each other. A lot.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
15) Girls literally rip apart every text a guy sends them. If you are thinking you are a lad that this hasn’t happened to, your girl is probably laughing at your text right now.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
26) Girls have two make up bags. One bag with all the make up that they actually use, and one that has absolutely no use at which is full of makeup never touched but is always brought along
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
1) When girls get in from a night out, literally anything is the funniest thing that has ever happened. “OMG HAHAHAAHAH I JUST ATE A CARROT”
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
3) There is one designated mum in every group. She takes everyones make up off, provides water and makes sure everyone is home.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
4) I went for a shower and there was organized clumps of hair on the wall?????
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
10) Girls all share clothes like one big free for all?? “you seen my nice black top?”
“oh yeh babe got it on atm”— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
11) The night out doesn’t end when they get in. oh no. Whilst I was trying to sleep at 5am there was an extended bathroom session about what happened with boys and how nice the burgers were.
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 17, 2017
31) Right so these girls thought it was fuckin hilarious to get all the hair out of their hairbrush and put it on my head????? pic.twitter.com/k3ZehnWoTO
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 18, 2017
32) "robbie I promise this won't hurt" pic.twitter.com/wwixa4PBpo
— Roberto Carlos (@TheUniverseMan) December 18, 2017
And while it might seem like Stowers only had skeptical/critical comments of his housemates, he also clarified to BuzzFeed that he actually genuinely appreciated his new friends.
"The most pleasantly surprising thing about living with them was how quickly they accepted me as part of the group and began to look after me," he said.
Stowers noted that he’s sure his roommates could have made a million observations about living with him as well, which we’re sure is true (perhaps a lady out there living with a bunch of dudes will even volunteer to engage in such an exercise?). We’d be more than fascinated.
