15 funny AF New Year’s resolutions to make you smile at the end of this terrible year
We made it. 2017 is (finally) drawing to a close. While we ponder what lies ahead, many of us are focused on improving something specific: ourselves. And that’s where the old New Year’s resolutions come in.
Resolutions can mark a time of renewal, re-commitment, and reflection. And — lucky for us, they can also just be amusing AF. In fact, many have taken to Twitter to share their funny New Year’s resolutions for the next calendar year.
And while we commend all the people out there making real goals for the coming year in earnest (you know — the whole, “Be kinder,” “eat healthier,” “recycle more” stuff), we’re also bowing down to the people sharing their funny New Year’s resolution/not taking themselves too seriously. Because at the end of the day, this past year was kinda rough, and we are 100% here for anything and everything that puts a smile on our faces.
So without further ado, here are 15 funny News Year’s resolutions that will make you laugh…or at least cheer you up.
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new year's resolutions: spend 30sec looking up who narrates the home depot commercials & reject adulthood at all costs
— DCD2 (@DCD2records) December 19, 2017
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Oops! I started writing my New Year's Resolutions and accidentally wrote an anarcha-feminist manifesto
— @LAPDHQ is a terrorist organization (@shanemwhitaker) December 20, 2017
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NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS:
1998: Get signed to a record label and become a star!!!
2008: Get on a UCB team and become a star!!!
2018: not starve or die— Ari Scott (@ariscott) December 19, 2017
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2018 New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Sleep— cuthbert (@CuthbertEphraim) December 21, 2017
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I have like 9 New Year’s resolutions and I’ve already mentally given up on about 6 of them.
— Landon Anderson (@LandonAnderson_) December 16, 2017
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My #NewYearsResolution is to bring the vuvuzela back.
— Brad Stieber (@therealBGS) December 23, 2017
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I am really unfit. Running for a train has almost done me in. A new years resolution of never running again I reckon.
— Sweeting Tweeting (@SwtngTwtng) December 22, 2017
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Again, we thank all you social media comedians for sharing your funny New Year’s resolutions. We needed this. And of course, we wish everyone a happy, healthy, and hopeful year ahead.
Here’s to sticking to our resolutions, and saying goodbye to 2017 in style…and of course, with a smile.
