8 of the most LOL lines from the new season of “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has taken over the world once again and this time, it even features some major Lemonade feels. No really, there is a whole ode to Lemonade in this season of Kimmy Schmidt. But other than that, the show is back and better than ever! With the usual Jacqueline moments and Kimmy not understanding things, it is still the show we know and love so much.
Now there have always been some great one-liners in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt that have taken root in our daily lives but this season brought out the big guns. And believe us, you’re going to need to be up on your pop culture references to be hip with this season.
And really, you have to be up on the pop culture references.
So we’re going to take a look at some of the best quotes in season 3 and, get ready, there are some pretty great ones this time around!
1Africa and their cell service.
“Ugh, the call dropped again. Get it together, Africa!” Jacqueline Voorhees yelled as she was trying to get in contact with Russ. The problem? Well, she couldn’t get in touch with Russ.
2The puppet three-way.
“I came by your house last night after I turned down a three-way with a puppet — you’re welcome — only to find you laughing with some boy like two white ladies looking at a salad!” Titus Andromedon had his Beyoncé moment this season when he thought that Michael was cheating on him. So he took to the streets to perform Lemonade, but also had this gem of a quote.
3How to deal with white people.
“Hey Jacqueline, how’s that lobster roll?” With this one, Kimmy tries to treat Jacqueline like she’s white. It is a failed attempt at Kimmy pretending to know what people enjoy but hey, who doesn’t love a good lobster roll?
4 Kars 4 Kids.
“Music is very powerful, like that Kars 4 Kids commercial. Before I saw that commercial I wanted to donate a car to kids, but that song changed my mind.” Titus Andromedon has some great quotes throughout the show but this one is pretty much iconic Titus. After all, what did Titus think Kars 4 Kids was?
5 Empowered and cold.
“Being empowered sure is cold.” Kimmy decides to go out with her new college friends and is cold in her ’empowered’ dress. Basically she looks at feminism and what she thinks she can wear because of it and is freezing. But it’s a fun little play on words!
6 We always love an Overboard reference.
“A little? You make the movie Overboard look like a lighthearted comedy instead of a messed up story about a handyman enslaving a woman with a brain injury.” Remember the movie Overboard where we all fell in love with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell as a couple? Well, Kimmy Schmidt does too. Just in a weird way.
7 Titus is a Cumberbitch
“You’re asking the wrong Cumberbitch.” We didn’t know that Titus Andromedon loved Benedict Cumberbatch, but apparently he does. After all, he did call himself one.
8 Females are strong as hell.
“Women really can be anything except president and late night hosts.” Being a woman is an empowering thing but Kimmy Schmidt put the nail on the head. Why? Because we can’t according to our history right now. But, of course, history can always change.
So there you have it! These are some of the best quotes from the third season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt but maybe watch it for yourself and make your own choices!