Cowabunga, it is (almost) fall! Can you even believe it? Before we get started, I would like to point out that when writing these, I spotlight the latter part of the month’s zodiac sign. There were quite a few sassy Leos (like myself) who seemed to think talking about Virgoes in August wasn’t fair, but I assure you, it is. Months are to be shared with two signs. Sharing is caring. Last month, we spotlighted Virgo, this month it is the lovely Libran. Spread the love, ya’ll.
Written in the Stars: September 2013 Horoscopes
You know that quote about dancing like no one is watching? Well, someone is always watching, Libra. I don’t mean god, unless that is your belief, he could apply here as well. I simply mean that no one is ever truly alone. You, more than most people, have those days when you feel utterly solitary, and you have those days where you feel completely stuck in a crowded room. It is enough to make a kind soul like yourself go nuts, I am sure of it. This is the way life will be for you, always. So dance, sweet Libra. Even if everyone is watching.
Famous Libras: Kim Kardashian, Matt Damon, Lil Wayne, Will Smith, Bruno Mars, Avril Lavigne, Gwen Stefani, and the lovely Gwyneth Paltrow. (And my bff Megan French.) pepper
I cannot believe I am saying this, but it is autumn now. I hear the rain pounding outside my window as I write. To be honest, I always hesitate when speaking to a Scorpio. I am never as self-conscious. I second guess my word choice, and my comma usage. There is something so beautifully complex about a Scorpio. Something no one can ever quite put their finger on. It is like the rain on a summer night. That inevitability. The refreshing newness. The familiarity. Scorpio, you are like a late summer rain. Take that knowledge, that power and change the world. You are what the crops need.
Go pick a flower, or construct one with your elementary school craftsmanship skills. Now think of the biggest dilemma in your present day life. Pluck a petal. “He loves me, he loves me not.” Now this doesn’t have to apply to relationships. It can be “I get the job, I get the job not,” or “I’ll move to LA, I’ll move to LA not.” Regardless of what choice is sitting in front of you, sometimes it takes a simple solution. Ask a magic 8 ball, wish on a star, pluck the leaves of a flower, just believe. You complicate too much, too often. It does not have to be so hard.
Oh, you sly Capricorn. Did you know if you google Batman’s zodiac sign, it is pretty much split between either Scorpio or Capricorn? Well personally, I see the superhero as a Cappy. Think about it: Batman is an ordinary guy, with a passion for helping his town. He does not make a huge ruckus, but he gets a lot of attention, and everyone cares what he thinks. Sound familiar? You are a superhero too, Capricorn. Apply yourself. Save a life. We all care what you think.
You would never go skydiving, huh? That seems ludicrous to an intelligent human being like yourself. Why jump out of a plane? Why would anyone do something so incredibly counter-intuitive?
Because it is invigorating. Because adrenaline rushes are incredible. Because you never know what thoughts will cross your mind as you are plummeting to what feels like your death.
Go skydiving. You need the rush.
Someone told me long ago: there’s a calm before the storm, and I know! It’s been coming for some time. CCR has a million songs that we all know, but they never had a number one hit. Can you believe that? Regardless of their ranking on a billboard chart however, their words and legacy ring true for you. You are in the calm before a storm right now, but even when the storm comes, it will be okay. You specifically, sweet little fishy, need a storm to learn from. Calm never works for you anyway.
Just please do not miss the lesson because you are not paying attention to the right things. You deserve everything that is coming your way. Accept the turmoil, but please also accept the calm. You can have the good with the bad.