Holy toledo, y’all! It is August! This is the last of the summer months before we enter MY FAVORITE TIME OF THE YEAR! But before I rush us outta here, I still have a birthday to celebrate, and so do a whole lot of Virgos! Let’s get to it!
Written in the Stars: August 2013 Horoscopes
Your passion is lacking. Find it. She loves you, she just needs time. Don’t let it ruin your outlook. Keep to yourself, but speak up more than you have ever in your life. You have a beautiful voice, don’t let on as if you’re passive any longer.
“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.”
Like your fellow famous crab Sebastian once said, “Jeez, man, I’m surrounded by amateurs. You want something done, you’ve got to do it yourself.”Then of course, Sebastian breaks into the sweetest Disney song of all time “Kiss the Girl,” but I am not necessarily telling you to go kiss a girl (or a boy), but I am telling you that if you want something done, you have to do it yourself. You specifically, Cancer. You have to do things for yourself. Now, and always, so get out there and grab life by the lapels.
You have been driving a really fast car, speeding down a freeway for quite some time now, at least for the length of this summer. Do us all a favor: merge all the way to the right. Hit the blinker. Get off the freeway. Slow down. Way down. Find a one way street. Drive on it for awhile. Pick a lane, you crazy lioness. You might find what you have never seen before. It’s hard looking out the window when you have been driving so fast.