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Weird Victorian beauty standards we thankfully don't deal with today

If you think beauty standards today are ridiculous (and we certainly do), there’s one thing you can say: At least we aren’t living in Victorian England. In an era in which the Queen herself lambasted the use of cosmetics, and wearing bright eyeshadow colors could have you labeled a prostitute, women had to do ridiculous and harmful things to achieve what they considered beautiful.

Cosmetics were called “embellishments” and used nice ingredients like rosewater and honey, but they also included poisonous additions like belladonna, lead and arsenic. Buying these products was also a big no-no if you were a high-class woman, because you could never let anyone know you actually wore makeup. Heaven forbid!

Some of the dangers of theses practices (like, oh, wearing lead face powder) weren’t known at the time. But others were widely acknowledged to be very bad for you (like eating arsenic for it’s beauty benefits) and women did them anyway. This means that women of the Victorian period were either superheroes, or that the beauty standards during that time have a lot of ’splainin’ to do. Here are some things that Victorian ladies did to upkeep their appearance that we (thankfully) don’t have to deal with them.

Dropping poison in your eyes to make them doe-like

In Victorian England, women used to get that coveted big-eyed look by dropping Belladonna into their eyes to create a glowing look. The problem? Also known as “deadly nightshade,” Belladonna is straight-up poison, and putting it into your eyes made the pupils dilate. And yeah, it caused blindness. So there’s that.

Squirting citrus juice in your eyes for the same effect

A better alternative was dropping lemon or orange juice into the eyes to achieve the same iris dilation. It definitely beats the poison, but I can’t imagine how painful it must have been to drop lemon juice directly into your eyeballs. I can’t even deal when the lemon I’m squeezing into my water goes rogue and a tiny droplet hits me in the eye. It just ruins my entire brunch. Owwww.

Using soot as mascara

Women swiped beeswax on their eyelashes and then they would stick on clusters of soot or even crushed gemstones to accentuate their eyelashes. Diamond eyelashes sound pretty great, but getting dirt in your eyes on purpose? Eeesh. This practice makes the eyelash curler look like a walk in the park.

Rubbing road tar on your eyebrows to shape them

To enhance their eyebrows, women heated up a mixture of pitch, resin and frankincense, and rubbed them into their brows and also onto their lashes. In case you didn’t know, pitch is now used to make road tar, or to insulate houses. Imagine rubbing that on your eyelashes next time you’re carelessly brushing on your modern mascara.

Hiding your makeup inside medicine bottles

Women often had to hide their makeup containers within secret compartments inside their “toilet boxes,” or they would repackage their cosmetics with innocent pharmaceutical names that a doctor could have easily prescribed them, just in case their cases were seen. Wealthy women would roundly deny wearing any and all cosmetics because it was considered inappropriate and scandalous. Often, these women had to send their “ladies”—or servants—into the next town so no one would ever know they had cosmetic enhancements.

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