Top Three Guys You Want To Make One Million Babies WithAlessandra Rizzotti

One of my besties sent a chain email to all of our girlfriends entitled: “Top Three Guys You Want To Make One Million Babies With”.  She attached a picture of musician Gotye, actor Michael Fassbender and Serbian-American inventor from the 1800s Nikola Tesla.  Fortunately, all those guys combined would look like her boyfriend, so it seems like her life is on the right track.  Thinking of the realities of making a baby, I immediately thought of the movie Three Men and a Baby, in which Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg are forced to take care of a baby that one of their girlfriends left behind.  I waited to respond.

Gotye, Tesla, Fassbender (Images from Metrolyrics.com, Wikipedia, and IMDB.com)

My Japanese girlfriend responded IMMEDIATELY with pictures of two Korean actors and singers that she can’t stop thinking about: Yoochun Park and Won Bin, as well as actor Gael García Bernal, and then wondered why she was marrying a white guy.

Yoochun Park, Gael García Bernal, and Won Bin (Images from Koreanis.com, SonFamosos.com, and Koreandrama.org)

After seeing my friends’ responses, I was stumped because I immediately thought that I had to come up with “famous people to have babies with” and I don’t think I would ever want to have a baby with a celebrity.  I guess I see celebrities as these people with busy schedules that have no time to give their children quality attention.  I can’t even imagine what the Jolie-Pitt children feel about their parents.  Then again, I have no frame of reference having been the child of a school nurse and tuxedo store manager.

I approached this question thinking backwards, referencing all the celebrities I knew that looked like my boyfriend.  Actors Paul Dano and Jesse Eisenberg came to mind, but I couldn’t resist listing Oscar-winning actor Jean Dujardin (for his amazing smile) and my favorite writer, Jonathan Safran Foer.  In the end, I just wanted to add my boyfriend to the list and call it a day.  The game was more stressful than I bargained for, and I started to doubt my desire to even have children.  I’m certainly not ready for it, so why even think about it?  And yes, I know this was just a game, but having babies is a serious topic and if I wait to think about it till I’m in my 30s, I might not be able to conceive.

Jean Dujardin (with my favorite puppy Uggie), Matthew Cardarople, Jonathan Safran Foer (Images from omg.yahoo.com, Imdb.com, and TheGuardian.com)

Who would you want to make one million babies with?  The more and more I think about it, since a million is a lot, I’d rather list off some dead historical figures, like Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln or Martin Luther King, Jr.  I thought practically, however, and looked for some men that were a little less intense and actually located in my state.  They’re still dead, though.  Charles P. Ginsburg seems perfect for me since he invented the first practical videotape recorder, and that is something I use often as a filmmaker.  Theodore Harold Maiman also seemed like a cool dude.  He created the first laserbeam, and those always enhance my concert-going experiences.  Of course, I should be careful choosing dead inventors.  Number one, they’re dead.  Number two, they may be great with technical stuff, but when it comes to the social, they’re most likely lacking.  That’s why I threw in John C. Frémont.  He was an explorer that had a strong interest in plants (just like me) and tried to abolish slavery without consulting the federal government.  This rebellious and admiral attitude is what makes him sexy.

Charles P. Ginsburg, Theodore Harold Maiman, and John C. Frémont (Images from labguysworld.com and Wikipedia)

If you care to join in on this silly game, please list off who you’d make a million babies with.  They can be historical figures, people you know, or celebrities.  Do not take this seriously.  It’s purely something I did when I was bored.  If you ARE seriously interested in seeing what your babies would look like if you had them with a celebrity, go to morphthing.com!  I don’t think I did it right, but this is my boyfriend and I morphed together and it looks really creepy…

Alessandra Rizzotti and Matthew Cardarople combined using Morphthing.com...We totally look alike...

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  1. 1. Michael Fassbender
    2. Colin Firth
    3. Jean Dujardin (that SMILE)

  2. Josh Duhmel. Josh Peck and Patrick Dempsey. There are so, so many more though.

  3. 1. Jesse Williams-one flash of those eyes and my pants would be missing!
    2. Adam Scott- So funny and adorable…his hair is perfection on parks and rec
    3. Rob Lowe- Super obvious reasons

  4. Joseph Gordon Levitt
    Jack White
    Chris Hemsworth

  5. 1). Eoin Macken
    2). Josh Groban
    3). Gotye. What can I say? I love an Aussie accent!

  6. 3) Jason Segel
    2) Joseph Gordon Levitt
    1) My little Boys Father, he is a douchebag, but makes the prettiest, smartest and most amazing kids <3

  7. My three, after some discussion with my roommate, would be:
    1) George Clooney (who cares if I’m 20?)
    2) Jim Sturgess (when he sings in Across the Universe, it feels like he’s singing to me, personally)
    3) Kevin Devine (his music speaks to my soul, and he’s incredibly nice in person!)

  8. hmmm, I’d have to say
    1. Brandon Boyd from Incubus
    2. Joseph Gordon Levitt
    3. Anderson Cooper (an odd one, I know)

  9. Ok 3…
    1 easy Jude Law
    2 Jeremy Renner
    3 Adam Levine
    Thats the current 3 at least. Except for Jude Law he’s alway on the list.

  10. hmm my 3 would have to be:
    1. michael fassbender
    2. chris hemsworth
    3. jaimie dornan

  11. OMG how can people forget Ryan Gosling????

  12. Yeah, this is crazy difficult! But since I spend a lot of my time thinking about this anyway, I have an answer ready:
    1) James Franco. This is just a given.
    2) John Stamos.
    3) And since I feel like the blond boys out there aren’t getting enough lovin’, Chad Michael Murray.

  13. Why 3? Why not 20? Or 40? Hahaha! Hooray from an Asian that some Koreans have appeared in this article! :)
    Er, I would include Ryan Gosling in my list :D

  14. It’s so hard to choose only three! haha. Jean Dujardin nearly makes the cut (he does have a great smile) but I’m gonna have to go with:
    1) Adam Levine
    2) Bill Hader
    3) Josh Groban

    James McAvoy is a close call, too, though…

  15. Why wouldn’t you be able to conceive in your 30s?