Favstar was down for a majority of this week, which made life hard. Like, if a tweet goes on the internet but no one sees the fav, how many people die of starvation every day? Anyway, I was able to grit my teeth through the pain of not receiving instant gratification for my enlightened humor (Ellie’s most recent tweet at time of submission: “What about Swedish clogs on a giant squid?”) and in turn, continue to enjoy my favorite tweeters in silence. Read and follow and laugh and brush your teeth!
Follow @scottaukerman
Follow @tracy_marq
Follow @seabrown
Follow @justinshanes
Follow @sofifii
Follow @aparnapkin
Follow @vazqueztyler
Follow @shelbyfero
Follow @davetotheross
Follow @ladybirdj
This week while cleaning my room I found my 7th grade diary. Girls, I KNOW! It’s amazing and at one point I write, “UGH I wish online chess was NEVER INVENTED!!!” so you can take what you want from that.
Random Word of the Week: Chess
I get it! (He wants to marry a check)
Have a happy weekend and remember: my opinion totally matters!
thank you for including me GIRL!
shoo babydoll i have to resist putting your tweets in EVERY week!
These tweets made me pee a little. Luckily I’m on the toilet
Everyone should take Karoline’s precaution and only read these tweets in a safe place for urination.