What’s up, pals? Wait, shh, that was a rhetorical what’s up. I would love to hear about you, but did you know there are funny tweets on Twitter? Lots of them. Too many, in fact, and sometimes thinking about how many actually makes my chest hurt. But you don’t need to experience that pain! Help me help you and read my favorite ten of the week.
Follow @Chase__Chase
Follow @TotallyAllen
Follow @bazecraze
Follow @fleshcake
Follow @nachosarah
Follow @nanoblossom
Follow @rachelhastings
Follow @NickSchug
Follow @pauldanke
Follow @kristygee
So this morning on the train, Ashlee Simpson’s ‘Boyfriend’ came on and I was psyched. It’s a great pop song and the message is basically “I didn’t steal your boyfriend,” as evidenced in the chorus when she sings, “I didn’t steal your boyfriend.” I was once accused of stealing someone’s boyfriend but I say if she really wanted him she would’ve splurged for the u-lock instead of just cheap-o mutual affection and trust!
Random Word(s) of the Week: Boyfriend, Steal
I choose to believe that this is a historical quote from an actual ancient Mayan and you are invited to join me.
That’s all for now, so have a happy weekend and remember: my opinion totally matters!
Ha!!! This is hilarious! I can’t believe I just noticed this series… It’s hard to pick a top tweet in this bunch… but I might go with the steak on steak action…
Hahaha! RE: Bake sale. That would be a bad idea for America. We don’t want to gain more weight as a country. Of course, unless we would sell the bake goods to other countries.