What’s up, pals? Wait, shh, that was a rhetorical what’s up. I would love to hear about you, but did you know there are funny tweets on Twitter? Lots of them. Too many, in fact, and sometimes thinking about how many actually makes my chest hurt. But you don’t need to experience that pain! Help me help you and read my favorite ten of the week.
So this morning on the train, Ashlee Simpson’s ‘Boyfriend’ came on and I was psyched. It’s a great pop song and the message is basically “I didn’t steal your boyfriend,” as evidenced in the chorus when she sings, “I didn’t steal your boyfriend.” I was once accused of stealing someone’s boyfriend but I say if she really wanted him she would’ve splurged for the u-lock instead of just cheap-o mutual affection and trust!
Random Word(s) of the Week: Boyfriend, Steal
I choose to believe that this is a historical quote from an actual ancient Mayan and you are invited to join me.
That’s all for now, so have a happy weekend and remember: my opinion totally matters!