First, FROM SHELBY FERO: Hey guys and gals, since I’m sort of swamped right now in my life, the WONDERFUL Ellie McElvain will be taking over this weekly fun fest. Also HELP, please! I’m trapped in a swamp!

BACK TO ELLIE: Did you hear that? She called me wonderful! Aw, Shelby, I’m putting that in my diary tonight. What’s that about a swamp? So cute, I’m sure you’re fine.

This twitter week was indeed, a fun fest. Tweets that enjoy going to parks and swinging and eating tater tots even though they’re like 33 years old and are supposed to be grown-ups. Sometimes these tweets wear bright colors on rainy days and say things like “razzle dazzle” in regular conversation. You know, fun. Read them, say hello to your giggles, and follow some new friends.

 

Follow @kirahesser

Follow @robdelaney

Follow @MostlyPregnant

Follow @rolldiggity

Follow @What_Rosa_Said

Follow @superfluously

Follow @lenadunham

Follow @sucittaM

Follow @meganamram

Follow @grantpa
As many of our astute readers have probably noticed, it has been super hot lately! Heat waves are rippling across the world like tsunamis! Last night I had a vivid dream about embarking on a vague exploring mission in Antarctica, and then my high school ex-boyfriend showed up to explode all my important findings with dynamite and a narwhal appeared and was like, “Not so fast, mister!” and you know what, I think you’ve probably heard enough. The point is, Antarctica sounds nice right now.

Random Word of the Week: Antarctica

Brooke! You total slut!

That wraps up this week. No one go see if Shelby’s okay in the swamp, I know for a fact she’s an excellent swimmer. Have a happy weekend and remember: my opinion totally matters.

Feature image (with some tweaking) via littleboxofideas.deviantart.com

Ellie McElvain is a college student with completely achievable dreams, like marrying into the Danish Royal family. She thinks it’s stupid-ridiculous that we have ice cream and don’t eat it every day. You can find more of her on twitter and tumblr.