Are you guys ready for these tweets! Can you even BE ready? Probably. But maybe do a couple push ups beforehand, just to be safe. I love these a lot so read and follow and stay hydrated.
Follow @tinaisall
Follow @wowser
Follow @jensdangelo
Follow @ty_schutz
Follow @markleggett
Follow @alexblagg
Follow @DCpierson
Follow @emcognito
Follow @klickitatstreet
Follow @asterios (seriously, don’t)
There’s been a lot of talk this week about Newsweek’s controversial Michelle Bachmann cover photo. I’ve been frightened of her eyes for awhile now, likening them to those of a rabid mongoose or perhaps like cyborg heat-seeking fear missiles. Also I love gay people and she actively works to destroy their civil rights, as well as advocating that wives should be submissive to their husbands – sorry, I just vomited in my mouth a little bit – so basically I’ll exaggerate as much as I want!
Random Word(s) of the Week: Crazy Eyes
Exactly.
Well that’s all for now. Have a happy weekend and remember: my opinion totally matters!
tHE regina spektor thing was definitely a winner!
a visual for the word “wan”-genius
by “follow @asterios (seriously don’t)” i meant you should not trust those with tented fingers, not that you shouldn’t follow @asterios. my b, babyfaces.
Hey Ellie! I was cracking up while reading your top tweets post — Totally agree with the one about tented fingers. You just know they’re up to something fishy… Keep those posts coming! You have a new fan here in the Philippines.
By the way, my partner Anthony and I have a blog called Hello Balloon. Just found it amusing… Giggles and balloons! We’d love for you to drop by http://www.helloballoon.com.
Cheers!
Yeah, I agree too!