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Follow @asterios (seriously, don’t)
There’s been a lot of talk this week about Newsweek’s controversial Michelle Bachmann cover photo. I’ve been frightened of her eyes for awhile now, likening them to those of a rabid mongoose or perhaps like cyborg heat-seeking fear missiles. Also I love gay people and she actively works to destroy their civil rights, as well as advocating that wives should be submissive to their husbands – sorry, I just vomited in my mouth a little bit – so basically I’ll exaggerate as much as I want!
Random Word(s) of the Week: Crazy Eyes
Well that’s all for now. Have a happy weekend and remember: my opinion totally matters!