10. Buzz Lightyear, Toy Story.
This jerk’s always gonna be a jerk. He can be a cool jerk, but oh man, what a jerk. Flying up in the toy room like he’s the number one. Get out. No one asked you. What a jerk.
9. That mean priest in Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Why does this jerk want everyone to die? Look at his horse, what a jerk.
8. The clock, Beauty and the Beast.
Just worry about the time, you jerk. Stop worrying so much. You make the candle do everything for you, anyway. What a jerk.
7. The seagull, The Little Mermaid.
What is this guy doing and why is he so loud about it? What a jerk.
6. That bird who doesn’t want Simba to be king, The Lion King.
What is this bird’s problem? The bear is going to be king anyway! Let the tiger be king, it’s not hard. And stop talking all the time, he’s just a little cheetah. Way to be a jerk.
5. The Cave Of Wonders, Aladdin.
Don’t even get me started on this jerk. Comes from nowhere. Makes you hunt him down. Finally you get in and he collapses on you. Just to be a jerk. What a jerk.
4. Spaghetti, Lady and the Tramp.
Don’t make the dogs fight over you, what a jerk.
3. Mel Gibson, Pocahontas.
This is the biggest jerk ever in the world I can’t believe this jerk just strode through Pocahontas’ land, what a jerk. Mel Gibson is a horrible person, especially in this movie. Big jerk.
2. The Tangleds, Tangled.
What jerks, getting all tangled and locked in towers and stuff. Making me try to care about you. I didn’t even see your movie, you jerks.
1. The Ocean, Finding Nemo.
This jerk made it impossible for Nemo to find his dad and for dad to find Nemo. Why do you have to be so damn big, Ocean? It’s like you don’t care about anyone but yourself. What a jerk.
All images from Fan Pop. #4 and #1 altered by me.
haha. loving your posts, maam.
Thank you. Hilarious. I just rolled on the ground of my apartment laughing outloud. I hope my neighbors think I’m crazy and try to find out why, only to find this post and respond the same way.
This made my night
For some reason, I red this entire piece with a New Jersey Accent. It made it even better.
Mel Gibson gave Pocahontas syphilis. Jerk.
Hahah wow!
Oh, Frollo isn’t a priest. He’s a judge. — In the Disney movie anway.
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surely Scar from Lion King deserves to be on this. and the farmer from Fox and The Hound, he was a right jerk
How is Gaston from Beauty & the Beast not on this list?! He tops my list of Disney jerks.
I think The Beast is a way bigger jerk than Gaston!
Gaston might be too obvious of a choice. But yeah, he was a mega-jerk. Plus he wouldn’t even “read” books if they weren’t just pictures. You couldn’t even have a conversation with him, except about himself.
Can we get the guy from the honeybadger to read this out loud? That would be fantastic.
Haha Buzz is SUCH A JERK.
Haha I love it! I might disagree with the order on a few but its all good.
Scuttle is TOTALLY a jerk in the Little Mermaid. Sigh.
Scuttle is a pompous know-it-all and I kind of hate him, but he DOES stop Eric from marrying Ursula, who is an even bigger jerk. She even says it in the beginning of Poor Unfortunate Souls. “I admit that it the past, I’ve been a nasty. They weren’t kidding when they called me well, a witch.” I have a theory that in the unedited version she says bitch, but I can’t prove that.
My sister had a crush on that jerk Mel Gibson, in Pocahontas, when she was little. What a jerk.
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I think the Beast from Beauty & The Beast is a jerk, too. Locking Belle’s midget father in a cell. Be nice to little people, jerk! And Gaston? Ugh, even his butt chin is a jerk!
Damn jerks! you know who’s a jerk, too? The butler in The Aristocats! he’s a total jerk sedating those poor, little kitties!
Yeah that guy was the worrrrrrrrrrst
hahahaha you made it happen! GOL!!! cant stop laughing. hard. thank you!
Zazu wanted Simba to be king! It was Scar who didn’t want Simba to be king!
Zazu wanted Simba to be king – just not before he was ready! Being Team Mufasa doesn’t make you not Team Simba, it’s all part of the *Circle of Life*
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