Apocalypstick's ApocaLISTTop Ten Best Teachers.Almie Rose

Guuuuuuurrrl.

Back to school time is rapidly approaching for some of you and depending on whether it’s high school or college, you’re either miserable or elated. But maybe you’ll get a wonderful teacher or professor who makes it all worth it, who sparks your thirst for knowledge, who perches on the edge of desks and says something that makes you say, “A-HA!” Or maybe they’re just really, really good looking. Here’s a list of my favorite teachers from TV and film:

 

10. Principal Skinner, The Simpsons.

principal skinner

Educator, war hero, inventor of steamed hams.

“SKIIIINNNNERRR!” That Superintendent Chalmers (really hard by the way not to automatically type “Supernintendo Chalmers”) was always up in Skinner’s grill (get it? Because these hams are “Obviously grilled, not steamed”). You know what, screw it, I’m just going to put a bunch of Simpsons references and quotes in here:

His brilliant tact: “Well, Edna, for a school with no Asian kids, I think we put on a pretty darn good science fair.”

His quick-thinking:

MRS. SKINNER: “Seymour, the house is on fire!”

SEYMOUR: “No mother, it’s just the northern lights.”

On his easy-going nature: “Good lord! The rod up that man’s butt must have a rod up its butt!” — Superintendent Chamlers

And to show what a strong leader he is: “Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.” — Groundskeeper Willie, after Principal Skinner makes an announcement. 

9. Mr. Brackett, In & Out

howard brackett

Pictured: Not Richard Dreyfuss.

Kevin Kline plays a teacher who is outed by his former student while giving an acceptance speech for an academy award. Throught the film, Brackett denies that he’s gay while wondering if maybe he is. No matter what, his students stand behind him, because he’s a great teacher, way better than that jerk Richard Dreyfuss in that film Mr. Holland’s Jaws. Maybe I’m thinking of two separate movies but I don’t think so.

8. Ms. Geist and Mr. Hall, Clueless.

ms. geist and mr. hall

Old people are totally cute.

Considering all the shenanigans that went on in his classroom, Mr. Hall was like, totally cool. And Ms. Geist was the lovable romantic. Together they make a lovely pair for their students to walk all over for years to come.

7. Ms. Cross, Rushmore.

ms. cross rushmore

No better way to bond with your students than over a cigarette.

Ms. Cross was every beret-wearing, intellectual, Latin-loving, club-founding, playwriting teenage boy’s dream. So really, that’s one kid. Max Fischer. But it was enough. Ms. Cross showed us that teachers have their own sassy lives too. And that may or may not include falling in love with Bill Murray. Look, he wrote a hit play, so he’s not sweating it either.

6. Mr. Belding, Saved By The Bell.

mr. belding

Everything about this man screams trust.

We all realize how weird it is that Mr. Belding was so focused on one kid in the entire high school, right? It’s like how Mr. Rooney was obsessed with Ferris Bueller but at least that made a little more sense. Ferris Bueller was a pretty big jerk. Zack Morris was also a jerk but for some reason, Mr. Belding found him to be one pretty cool dude. So Mr. Belding was always there to play a rousing prank on Screech or let the students hang out in his office and that’s an educator you can trust.

5. Ms. Honey, Matilda.

Ms. Honey

She keeps a spare puppy in her purse at all times.

Ms. Honey! I don’t care if you were well out of elementary school when you saw or read Matilda, you wanted a teacher like Ms. Honey. And, you guys, when she adopts her?? Didn’t you just want to sob forever? And find a nice young teacher to adopt you? But one who has a giant mansion? Oh, spoiler alert. That stuff up there.

4. Ms. Norbury, Mean Girls.

Tina Fey

"Are we done shooting this thing yet? I have to make my shift over at P.J. Calamity's."

Ms. Norbury wasn’t a regular teacher, she was a cool teacher. Really though, she listened to her students, encouraged them and even put up with Tim Meadows. And if you show up at her school and try to share your feelings and you don’t even go there, she’s going to ask you to go home. And that’s fair.

3. Professor Snape, Harry Potter empire.

professor snape

Guuuuuuurrrl.

Blah blah, McGonagall is better, Dumbledore is better, the werewolf guy is better, blah blah NO. We all know, deep in our dorky hearts, that Professor Snape is the one to beat. He’s like the Gaston of the Harry Potter series, from the long black hair to the complete arrogance. But underneath his saucy attitude lies a heart of whatever wizard hearts are made out of. You may think he doesn’t have your back, but oh he has it, friend. Snape is God’s patronus.

2. Dr. Jones, India Jones series.

Indiana Jones

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Teenage Girls.

In actuality, Dr. Jones was a pretty bad professor. Sure, he taught great lessons but then he would skip out of school for God knows how long to steal old things away from Nazis. Which is admirable but way above and beyond a teacher’s duties. Still, he’s really, really attractive, and that’s what counts.

1. Mr. Feeny, Boy Meets World.

Mr. Feeny

FEEEE-HEEE-HEEEEEE-NAAAAAAAYYY!

Yeah, you knew this was coming. If you grew up in the ’90s, this was the best teacher you ever had. Mr. Turner was pretty cool too until he got into a motorcycle accident and was never seen or heard from again. Feeny would never do that. Feeny was solid as an oak tree. A wise old oak tree in your backyard. But oh, he will call you out on your shenanigans, Mr. Matthews. It’s tough love in this Feen’s world. Every time you do something bad, look at this picture of Mr. Feeny. That will straighten the hell out of you. You’re welcome.

PURPOSEFULLY ABSENT: EVERYONE FROM GLEE. SORRY!!! DEAL WITH IT.

Images from Fan Pop except Principal Skinner (Popsci), Ms. Cross (Criterion Collection), Mr. Belding (Siprep.org), and Ms. Honey (Reocities.org).

  • http://www.facebook.com/sara.wallen Sara Wallén

    John Kimble!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001592478655 Laura Mendez

    oooh Snape is most definetly God’s Patronus… <3

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001044466947 Brandi Henry

    snape is god’s patronus.
    you are perfect.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bronwenhilary Bronwen Greenfield

      I appreciated the ‘Snape is God’s patronus,’ but I still hate Snape. He wasn’t evil, blah blah blah, but I still don’t like him as a Wizard in general. I love Lupin and McGonagall. And Mr. Feeny is freaking the best!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=622087644 Jamie Taylor

    Love love love these!! Mr. Feeny is TOTALLY number one!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/stevenovocain Steve Chiang

    Here are some more: Yoda, Mark Harmon from Summer School, Edward James Olmos from Stand & Deliver and Michelle Pfeiffer from Dangerous Minds (pretty much the same character.)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=7958207 Stephanie Titus

      Definitely Edward James Olmos! He was great!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ashley.lynn.cook Ashley Lynn Cook

    may i just say….indiana jones, mr. brackett and prof. snape…..YUM! (I know, snape, it’s weird, but I think he’s hot…must be the voice lol) ;-)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1168866760 Victoria Kathleen Berrios

      Alan Rickman is totally hot! (Yes it’s the voice) ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/matt.yantha Matt Yantha

    Don’t forget Mrs. Teasley on Beverly Hills 90210 (if Belding can make it, so can she). Also, Snape should be #1

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=741248377 Hannah Jayne Savage

    Aww Ms. Honey and Ms. Norbury – Ms. Edmunds Bridge To Terebithia too though!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230080 Elizabeth Cooper-Mullin

    totally AGREE, but you’re missing Tammi Taylor, the heart of Friday Night Lights…and I wouldn’t say no to Allison Janney’s guidance counselor from 10 Things I Hate About You

    • http://www.facebook.com/bonnie.gail Bonnie Birdsell Williams

      Allison Janney! So. Wonderful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alicia.aleshire Alicia Aleshire

    Love the list, but we need Mr. Kotter!

    • http://www.facebook.com/bekkabess Rebekka Cantrell Bess

      Agreed! Who better to teach the Sweathogs than a former Sweathog? Love that show (even though I only got to watch it during the Nick at Nite era…still waiting for the DVD collection to expand past season 1.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001319090583 Victor Saltykov

    Bill Nye, Rocky, Gordon Ramsay
    its a Crème fraiche sandwich

  • http://www.facebook.com/laceytobias Lacey Tobias

    Mr. Rupert Giles is looking disapprovingly at you over his glasses.

    • http://www.facebook.com/almie.rose Almie Rose

      As well he should. It’s a GLARING admission. Get it??

  • http://www.facebook.com/mallorey Mallorey Bischof

    The whole entire time I was reading it I was like “Not Mr. Feeny?!!?!?” but then I saw him in his well-deserved number one spot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=70401428 Lucy Fisher

    Great list but I would have included the unforgettable Tammi Taylor from Friday Night Lights, best teacher/guidance counselor/principal ever! I also would include Coach Taylor on the list as well because let’s face it, he was as much of a teacher as he was a coach.

  • http://www.facebook.com/amyerogers Amy Rogers

    While I do appreciate the ommission of everyone from Glee, I do not appreciate the ommission of Tami Taylor. Not one bit. Also, I must agree that Giles and Yoda are excellent teachers, as are most who did make this awesome list!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1244892087 Veronica Legler

    It makes me ridiculously happy that Mr. Feeny is on here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=67600071 Lindsey Post Robinson

    Mr. Feeny is number 1 forever! Still one of my favorite shows.

  • http://www.facebook.com/elane.sue Erica Lane

    Not going to lie, I was starting to get nervous when I didn’t see Feeny in the first 7, but like a champ, you knew he was number 1. This is legit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/almie.rose Almie Rose

      I love this comment. Thank you!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kimberlymontgomeryhawkins Kimberly Hawkins

    The first teacher I thought of when I saw the title of this post was Mr. Feeny. They jsut don’t make sitcoms like they used to anymore…or at all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/KGP.iscariot Kevin Guy Palmer

    What about Ms. Edmunds from Bridge to Terabithia? ;)

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