Apocalypstick's ApocaLISTTop 10 Sexiest Male MusiciansAlmie Rose

Do you feel like gazing at photos of hot musicians and then arguing over who really is the hottest and who I left out? Great, read on!

10. Mick Jagger, The Rolling Stones

mick jagger young

Totally normal.

To be honest about this whole situation, I only feel obligated to put him on here, he doesn’t really make me swoon. Although, okay, fine, he had about four years where he was actually totally sexy.

 

9. Kanye West

kanye west

Needs more layers.

Yup, I put Kanye on here. Stop throwing up, I don’t care if you don’t understand.

 

8. Serge Gainsbourg

I defy you to find a photo of him where he is not holding a cigarette.

Let’s be real, dude’s got a face like the Aggro Crag, but his voice is so sexy and he’s so smart and talented and well-dressed that it doesn’t even matter.

 

7. Ludwig Van Beethoven 

ludwig van beethoven

Dat ascot.

 

6. Beck

beck suit

Beck's mom reminded him it was picture day.

For about 20 years Beck looked like a teenager and then BAM, 40. Still hot. Mostly. This one time I saw him in concert and my feet hurt. I think that’s all I got here.

 

5. Roger Daltrey, The Who

roger daltrey hot

Oh God, he's got the dent thing, I can't resist the dent things.

The Who are not respected enough in this country (USA) and that upsets me, but they kind of walked into that when they sold out to “CSI” and their 6,000 spin-offs. Hopefully they…won’t get fooled again. YYEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

 

4. George Harrison, The Beatles

I mean, obviously.

He’s got cheekbones that can file your nails.

 

3. Jarvis Cocker, Pulp

jarvis cocker pulp

I want to sleep with common people like you.

His dance moves are so good that watching him somehow got me pregnant. So weird.

 

2. Paul McCartney, The Beatles, Wings

Words fail me here, just look at pictures.

paul mccartney with martha

Screw you, dog.

 

paul mccartney with a baby

Just looking sexy smuggling a baby, no big deal.

 

paul mccartney drinking

Look I'm just enjoying a vanilla milkshake, or maybe it's a glass of milk, who cares, it's none of your business, look into my eyes.

 

paul mccartney in the studio

He was a hipster before there were hipsters, boom, hipster paradox.

 

paul mccartney shirtless

Abs, someone look at his abs.

 

1. David Bowie

I don’t have to explain this one, just look at all the evidence.

david bowie young

And screw you, Kurt Cobain.

 

david bowie smiling gif

Fhghgffccsjhf goooo.

 

david bowie shirt

Oh hey guys, it's just me wearing a t-shirt of me, and then I'm going to put this on a t-shirt.

 

the man who fell to earth

David Bowie demonstrates proper gun safety.

 

thin white duke

I don't even know what day it is, who cares, I'm David Bowie, days don't even matter, someone get me a lighter.

 

Wasn’t this fun? For more photos of hotties, check out Top Ten Old People I’d Like To Date and Ten Photos That Will Make You Want To Fall In Love.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1609189779 Katie Bennett

    A couple Christmases ago, I found out I’m related to George Harrison and subsequently felt weird having a crush on him. So now Paul’s my favorite Beatle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1267403842 Alexander Salachenko

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=556780363 Victoria Cahlstadt

    I don’t think I find any of them attractive. I am more of a Phil Anselmo, Rob Flynn, Brandon Boyd type of girl.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1502985 Aman Qadri

    Hipster Hag.

    • Apocalypstick

      Que?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736971216 Serena Purdy

        I think our friend Aman is impolitely pointing out that, aside from Kanye, these all seem to be skinny white guys. What about some nice Nat King Cole, or a side of Lenny Kravitz?

        • Apocalypstick

          Ah. I wasn’t aware that loving The Beatles + other classic rock musicians makes one a hipster. But if the point is that most of these musicians are white, that is true. I love classic rock/British pop and most of those musicians happen to be white. I DO think Lenny Kravitz is attractive, but I also think he is a horrible lyricist and I could never get past that, which is why he’s not on here. But I think this is a conversation worth having, for sure.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736971216 Serena Purdy

            While I understand that certain types of music will be associated with a certain demographic, you did make this list for musicians generally speaking, and not specifically for rock/brit pop musicians. Beethoven and Kanye appear a little tokenistic in light of that. You also made the criteria “hotness” not lyricism or talent. How am I supposed to adequately objectify a variety of men in an environment like that?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=541124551 Dara Gross

    Um…..where’s Bruce? :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001297622209 Maria Gutiérrez Fonollosa

    Where is Alex Turner??? And Bruce???

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1245854269 Irene Magistrelli

    I think you left out Paul Simonon from The Clash!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=670040450 Adrix PotatoHead

    BOB DYLAN??!.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=522865161 Ramona Falk

    Where is Robert Plant? Sexiest musician everrrrrr <3

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=16801450 Heidi Schellman Stock

    Very interesting picks… not at all what I expected.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1058735392 Lewis Rich

    WHY IS LOOMIS FALL NOT HERE?!
    Sexiest man in rock!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=16801450 Heidi Schellman Stock

    How has no one mentioned Elvis?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1052100031 Sandy Mora

      Totally. This list is lacking. I’ll just go and make my own now…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1240874162 Amber Copeland

    Gilberto Cerezo, Joe Strummer, Prince.

    Meow.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1339970873 Lenina Bláhová

    Jack White! My no. 1 <3

    • Apocalypstick

      To me, Jack White always looked like the kind of guy who would steal your car.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516036362 Bronwyn Starlight Wright

        And then write you a jazzy blues number about it, and tip his fedora to you. He would only steal the car for the real life experience. I’d let him steal my car.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516036362 Bronwyn Starlight Wright

    I was crushed when Mick Jagger was put on simply out of obligation, but the top two more than made up for it. David Freaking Bowie, and Paul I’m One Of The Beatles And Happen To Be Gorgeous McCartney. Bobby Dylan and Jack White would be definite additions to my list. And a young Neil Diamond. I guess I like men who dance (can’t think of a time when Bob Dylan danced, but his face makes up for that).

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001731184815 Johanna Buschbeck

    Yeah, no.1 is very well chosen :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=598080079 Becky Simmers

    Sadly, Bowie is NOT demonstrating proper gun safety….Never put your finger on the trigger, dude. Poor form.

    Also, Taylor Hanson!

    • Apocalypstick

      Also never point it under your face.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003132518855 Catherine Green

      …while drinking an alcoholic beverage.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1333891724 Natalie Tracy

    THANK YOU. Well played, number 1.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001027661494 Abby Rodriguez

    Strummer,Hendrix, Dylan, Pete Townsend!! Just saying…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1184872160 Melissa Paddy Powers

    You missed Elvis! Def hot and oh so talented.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1184872160 Melissa Paddy Powers

      his voice was his main instrument but he also played guitar and piano!

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