Do you feel like gazing at photos of hot musicians and then arguing over who really is the hottest and who I left out? Great, read on!
10. Mick Jagger, The Rolling Stones
To be honest about this whole situation, I only feel obligated to put him on here, he doesn’t really make me swoon. Although, okay, fine, he had about four years where he was actually totally sexy.
9. Kanye West
Yup, I put Kanye on here. Stop throwing up, I don’t care if you don’t understand.
8. Serge Gainsbourg
Let’s be real, dude’s got a face like the Aggro Crag, but his voice is so sexy and he’s so smart and talented and well-dressed that it doesn’t even matter.
7. Ludwig Van Beethoven
For about 20 years Beck looked like a teenager and then BAM, 40. Still hot. Mostly. This one time I saw him in concert and my feet hurt. I think that’s all I got here.
5. Roger Daltrey, The Who
The Who are not respected enough in this country (USA) and that upsets me, but they kind of walked into that when they sold out to “CSI” and their 6,000 spin-offs. Hopefully they…won’t get fooled again. YYEEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!
4. George Harrison, The Beatles
He’s got cheekbones that can file your nails.
3. Jarvis Cocker, Pulp
His dance moves are so good that watching him somehow got me pregnant. So weird.
2. Paul McCartney, The Beatles, Wings
Words fail me here, just look at pictures.
1. David Bowie
I don’t have to explain this one, just look at all the evidence.
Wasn’t this fun? For more photos of hotties, check out Top Ten Old People I’d Like To Date and Ten Photos That Will Make You Want To Fall In Love.