Apocalypstick's ApocaLIST

Top 10 Hottest Vice Presidents


10. Joe Biden

joe biden

Hey girl let's hang out later, I got 'Firefly' on DVD.


9. Nelson Rockefeller

nelson rockerfeller

Hey girl, I may be on the cover of Time, but you're the real time of my life.


8. Henry A. Wallace

Henry A. Wallace

Hey girl, I'm just gonna sit here chill as hell, let me know if you need me.


7. Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson painting

Hey girl, thanks for loaning me your coat, you can pick it up later back at Monticello.


6. Richard Mentor Johnson

richard mentor johnson

Girl, I know how much you love stubble so I hope you like my chin moss.


5. John C. Brekinridge

John C Breckinridge

Girl, you smell good.


4. John C. Calhoun

John C. Calhoun

Girl, I love it when you wear that green cardigan.


3. Calvin Coolidge  

Calvin Coolidge

Whatup, girl? No one makes me feel as dapper as you do.


2. Theodore Roosevelt

teddy roosevelt

Listen girl, I shot us a bear for dinner but if you're a vegetarian now I'll give it to starving orphans instead.


1. Al Gore

al gore wedding

Girl, let's make our first dance to 'Fix You' by Coldplay.


Eeeeee!! What do you think? Do you think Paul Ryan would make a totally hot VP? IDK you guys!!!

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505699034 Kelsey Taylor

    Haha this is totally random, but I love it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1652421693 Amalia Pantazi

    I just love it when Almie gets political

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14826741 Greg Machlin

    #5 is amazing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=708876050 Caitlyn Warnberg


    All I have to say is: this list is flawed. ^See link above.^

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1360947139 Nick Parks

    Biden with his hair plugs makes the list but Dan Quayle does not..? Deeply flawed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=197814279 Sarah Unsworth

    No. 4 looks like he had an Afro but someone painted it out!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002096354856 LeAnn Ruth Buschbaum

    There is something horribly creepy and wrong about #5. I mean, I don’t believe in vampires but c’mon that is weird.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1357445760 Laura Schulte

    John C. Brekinridge looks really REALLY creepy

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1246980588 Adrianna Duchene

    You’re right, Sarah! That would make sense with Caitlyn’s linked picture.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003210891809 Daniela Kenzie Smith

    Paul Ryan is the antichrist. He reminds me of every frat boy date-rapist ever. :-\

    Calvin Coolidge was hot though, even if he did run the country into the Great Depression when he became prez.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736971216 Serena Purdy

    Al Gore was a sweet, sweet honey dip? I’d date the crap out of younger him!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=767892497 Eve Burkin Munson

    #5 will give me nightmares for weeks!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=34600179 Almie Rose


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1276616819 Gabrielle Tomasko

    Calhoun. Solely for the fact that he digs green cardigans.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=719295570 Brea Davies

    I’d be all over Calhoon! 😉 And yea…Paul Ryan would definitely have to be on this list, haha.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=16808038 Matt Beat

    You should check out Electric Needle Room’s President songs

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682652890 Quratulain Zafar

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