My country, ’tis of thee, sweet land of…HOTTIES! CHECK OUT THIS TOTALLY ADORBS VICE PREZZIES OF OUR NATION’S PAST!! XOXOXO!!!!!!
10. Joe Biden
Hey girl let's hang out later, I got 'Firefly' on DVD.
9. Nelson Rockefeller
Hey girl, I may be on the cover of Time, but you're the real time of my life.
8. Henry A. Wallace
Hey girl, I'm just gonna sit here chill as hell, let me know if you need me.
7. Thomas Jefferson
Hey girl, thanks for loaning me your coat, you can pick it up later back at Monticello.
6. Richard Mentor Johnson
Girl, I know how much you love stubble so I hope you like my chin moss.
5. John C. Brekinridge
Girl, you smell good.
4. John C. Calhoun
Girl, I love it when you wear that green cardigan.
3. Calvin Coolidge
Whatup, girl? No one makes me feel as dapper as you do.
2. Theodore Roosevelt
Listen girl, I shot us a bear for dinner but if you're a vegetarian now I'll give it to starving orphans instead.
1. Al Gore
Girl, let's make our first dance to 'Fix You' by Coldplay.
Eeeeee!! What do you think? Do you think Paul Ryan would make a totally hot VP? IDK you guys!!!
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