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Top 10 Best Outfits In Disney Films

“Really? I mean, seriously?”

10. Vanessa (Evil Human Ursula) and Prince Eric’s Wedding Outfits

Watch out, Wills & Kate! It’s all about Vanessa & Eric! Come to think of it, I see your wedding gown inspiration, Kate. The long brown hair let down? The long sleeved white dress? Admit it, kate. You just want to be…PART OF HIS WORLD. YOU WANT THINGAMAMABOBS? HE’S GOT TWENTY! Ariel had a fantastic pink dress, no doubt, but Vanessa’s wedding ensamble takes the wedding cake (I know, that one hurt me just typing it) and it’s mostly because of that gorgeous hair and sinister look. Say yes to the dress indeed!

“I know how much you like birdseed. Happy birthday!”

9. The hooded cape that Belle wears for about 8 seconds in “Beauty and the Beast.”

This hood is so fierce. It’s a maroon color with what appears to be a white fur trim. Belle wears it when she and the Beast are singing/narrating how there’s like, something there that wasn’t there before and then they have a snowball fight. This cape/coat thing is so Marc Jacobs you guys, seriously.

“Where are my keys? I lost my phone.”

8. Millificent’s…I don’t know what the hell she’s wearing, but it’s awesome.

That cape! That staff! That lipstick! Those horns! That dragon transformation! What kind of game are you playing, Millificent? You’re like the Lady Gaga of the Disney world. Ra ra ra ah ah indeed! That cape is just pure poetry; girl knows her body well.

“NO MORE WIRE HANGERS EVAAAAR!”

7. Cruella De Vil’s classic “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” meets “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane” ensemble.

OK no doubt this chick is straight up insane but she’s also a working woman and she just wants to wear nice clothing, and if wearing fur is truly a crime then why didn’t somebody lock Belle up in a castle? Oh I guess they did. Anyway Cruella steals the show in this floor length fur coat over a very Audrey LBD with elbow length red gloves. The matching handbag is a glorious touch. You’ll notice that the coat is lined inside with a fiery red, to match her lipstick! Perhaps her only falter in this look are the circular Lucy Ricardo green earrings. Those are a little, “Wha hoppen?” But everything else is dead-dog-a-riffic!

“Yeah…um…I just kinda keep everyone around on Limited Profile.”

6. Gaston’s “No one goes stromping around wearing boots like Gaston” outfit.

It’s no secret that I heart Gaston. He’s probably the reason why I am so messed up when it comes to men. But no one’s neck is as incredibly thick as Gaston’s! And you cannot deny the guy’s ability to pull off a ponytail and leggings. Sometimes Gaston pairs his brown leggings and red tunic with sturdy mustard colored gloves in what I only can assume is leather, because after all, Gaston uses antlers in all of his decorating. What a great guy, he just loves all animals!

“Liza with a Z!”

5. Tinkerbelle’s LGD (little green dress)

Look. Just because Tinkerbelle has no voice of her own and desperately follows around a boy who can’t commit doesn’t mean that she’s not a strong independent fairy-woman, ok? There is something so 90’s raver meets Marilyn Monroe about Tink’s shorter-than-short green dress matched with pom poms on her shoes and, of course, lots of glitter. And good choice to keep her hair up in a messy bun; I know when I’m busy helping one of my ten-year-old friends kill a pirate the last thing I want to do is worry about my hair!

“I just get the feeling that you’re not over your ex, Jafar.”

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  • http://www.facebook.com/emmaaubryroberts Emma Aubry Roberts

    So uh…this is flawless. Need a dirndl and Jasmine’s arm cuff YESTERDAY.

    • http://www.facebook.com/almie.rose Almie Rose

      Yes to the dirndl like whoa

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1032121148 Grace Vaitilingam

    I never saw it that way. Genius. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=18405079 Katie Naugle

    Oh man, I am totally with you on that Gaston issue! I even learned to play his song on the recorder when I was in third grade. I know we were supposed to root for the other guy in that movie, but Gaston had biceps to spare!

    • Almie Rose

      That’s right! And every last inch of him’s covered in hair!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623431565 Kate Schmidt

    I agree with all of these, although I would petition to add Anita’s suit and hat ensemble from 101 Dalmatians (although that could be just because I, and adult, have a totally normal and age appropriate obsession with 101 Dalmatians.)

    If you will excuse me, I am off to obsessively search for dirndls.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ooohsaracuda Sara M. Lyons

    ‘Those are a little, “Wha hoppen?”’

    AHAHAHAHA. I’M DYING.

    • Anonymous

      Seuproir thinking demonstrated above. Thanks!

    • Anonymous

      Wow! Great tiihnkng! JK

  • http://www.facebook.com/alishalisha Alisha Ramos

    Jesus Christ woman that was fantastic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shragger Rebecca Shragge

    PERFECTION.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jennyftw Jenny Lazo

    i’ve always loved jasmine’s red outfit, it’s one of my favorites! i agree with belle’s fierce hooded cape.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=566548404 Rosa Alicia Ríos

    That was awesome! I never saw it that way, that was fantastic, and how the hell did you remember that Belle had that cape for 8 seconds? Did you watch all this movies again or you actually have such a great memory and remember all the details??? Anyways, whatever you did (actually prefer the first one) I love it! And I love this website!

  • http://www.facebook.com/seven55 May Cohen Stringfield

    I heart this a tons. Amazing!

    • Anonymous

      Kewl you should come up with that. Exceellnt!

  • Anonymous

    I LOVE Mary Poppins’ style.. so glad I’m not the only one.. I even did a style post on her..weird? sure. stylish? DUH. http://www.lovelyatyourside.com/2011/03/lovely-poppins.html

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000565968987 Apple Baroo

    Little me always loved Aurora’s dress at the end of Sleeping Beauty, and I don’t care what anyone says, the blue was clearly superior to the pink. Take that Flora!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000181444871 Larissa Lima

    Hahaha “Charlie Sheen will never find me here”

  • http://www.facebook.com/jessied44 Jamie White

    I believe Millificent is just rocking out in a hand m down Wicked Stepmother’s cape from Snow White. Classics always work with just a little update.

    • Anonymous

      What a joy to find such clear thinking. Thanks for psointg!

  • http://www.facebook.com/anika.guldstrand Anika Guldstrand

    *Maleficent

    Fab list though!! I always wanted Princess Aurora’s forest dress too. So great.

    • Anonymous

      What a joy to find someone else who tihnks this way.

    • Anonymous

      I feel so much happier now I understand all this. Thknas!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rockinItalmajor Robyn Pennington

    One word: Genius

    • http://www.facebook.com/almie.rose Almie Rose

      Another word: thanks!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/almie.rose Almie Rose

    I’m overwhelmed by the love!

  • http://www.facebook.com/MindsayMohan Mindsay Mohan

    I worship this. Cheeky, and delighfully written. Although I think Cruella was more of a mix of Lil Edie than Audrey. Staunch, ladies!

    • http://www.facebook.com/almie.rose Almie Rose

      I am ASHAMED and APPALLED that I missed the Little Edie comparison. FORGIVE ME, MOTHER DARLING.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241970353 Lucy Bergin

    Truth be told, belle’s red cape is a lesson to us all for the perfect outdoorsy-active-date with a new man outfit. But do we give props to Belle herself, or to the wardrobe?

    • http://www.facebook.com/almie.rose Almie Rose

      Great question, Lucy. Great question.

  • http://www.facebook.com/valerie.huerta1 Valerie Yvonne Huerta

    I also think the outfit Snow White wore when she cleans was nice. When she was still a maiden.

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