Allana Mortell is a Chicago based writer, waiting tables and taking names in her spare time. If her life were a musical, that song at the end of Dirty Dancing would be the opening number. She thinks side tilting ones face in photos is way more flattering than looking straight on, cupcakes are meant to be eaten on the daily, and Pacey Witter will most likely father her babies. She blogs regularly at allanabytes.com. She tweets more than she should at @lanbaby.
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