Surely, I don’t need to patronize and remind you all that 7pm Pst = 9pm CST= 10 EST, but just in case you’re busy and exhausted from all the non-reality dramz you have going in your lives, I am just putting the time conversions out there merely as factual time data to add convenience to your lives.
See how selfless and thoughtful I am, and how I don’t try to make it all about me like Vicky Gunvalson discussing Briana’s elopement or Teresa Giudice discussing her perpetual feud with her brother, Joe Gorga?
Again, please don’t be offended for the time reminder, because I love you all, and I dior (I’m using “dior” as a verb to equate an active, fabulous affection) all of you for tuning in on your humpdays to discuss all “hot goss” with me and Leslie.
As per usual (I’m typing this in a thick Real Housewife of New Jersey accent), feel free to unleash your inner-reality star and tell us about all the salacious Bravoments that really spoke to you, but be sure to keep things “elegant and sofistikated”!
We can’t wait to hear what you guys think! Please send your questions or comments to email@example.com with the subject line “that hot goss” because Leslie and I dior that; and behind the scenes we blow all of you guys tender, sweet Teresa Giudice kisses for being so amazing.
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