Schmidt Is Looking For Love… OnlineZooey Deschanel

If The Hills, The Parent Trap and my worst nightmare had a baby together, this would be it. In short, MAX GREENFIELD IS A CRAZY MAD GENIUS. So, without further ado, I give you SCHMIDT’S ONLINE DATING PROFILE… from 2008.

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  • Jordan Macintosh-Hougham

    oh geez.

  • Stacey Sarah Foster

    That is possibly one of the funniest thing ever, like how all the people he was with were himself! x

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  • Krista Gerbrandt

    this was absolutely hilarious. The episode where Schmidt buys a lot of sushi and is trying to convince everyone to have a ‘cali roll’ or some ‘fatty tune’, is my favourite Schmidt-ism. I often refer to sushi that way now lol

  • Zelvişan Feyza Karaçoban

    You r my hero Schmidt :]<3

  • Eva Walton

    That was amazing. I am very embarrassed to say that I was very oddly attracted to him in that video lol.

  • Lucas Tomlinson

    This is awesome!!!!!!

  • Deja Jetmir

    I think I liked the Audrina Schmidt the best.

  • Jennifer Louise O’Neill

    Funny!! This show —> !!!!

  • Valentia Chew

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I am torn between hugging Max Greenfield for his brilliance and hitting Schmidt so hard on the face :D nevertheless, I LOVE SCHMIDT. He needs to fill up the douche bag jar COMPLETELY just to make for this video :D

  • Melissa Lenz

    So awesome!!!! I can always count on New Girl for a laugh!!!!!c

  • Carmelina Diaz

    Love it! Lol

  • Caitlin Allgood

    YESSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! Best show on TV. Hands down.

  • Caitlin Jazzy Jeff Kelly

    This was SO GOOD. Thanks for sharing :-D

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  • Sarah Cappuccitti

    Hahahaha!! I can’t handle it. Everything from this show makes me laugh :) I would take one of the two Schmidts anyday.

  • Kimmy Gunderson-Kuramoto

    haha amazing!

  • Alycia Lourim

    omg the rihanna video was hilarious, but this was the icing on the cake. im dying laughing. hes such a good actor! hhahahhaa love love love

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