Schmidt Is Looking For Love… OnlineZooey Deschanel

If The Hills, The Parent Trap and my worst nightmare had a baby together, this would be it. In short, MAX GREENFIELD IS A CRAZY MAD GENIUS. So, without further ado, I give you SCHMIDT’S ONLINE DATING PROFILE… from 2008.

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  1. oh geez.

  2. That is possibly one of the funniest thing ever, like how all the people he was with were himself! x

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  4. [...] thought at one point that he “may never work again.” After tons of episodes and a hilarious HelloGiggles dating profile, however, it looks like he’ll be staying in the spotlight for a [...]

  5. [...] at one point that he “may never work again.” After tons of episodes and a hilarious HelloGiggles dating profile, however, it looks like he’ll be staying in the spotlight for a [...]

  6. this was absolutely hilarious. The episode where Schmidt buys a lot of sushi and is trying to convince everyone to have a ‘cali roll’ or some ‘fatty tune’, is my favourite Schmidt-ism. I often refer to sushi that way now lol

  7. You r my hero Schmidt :]<3

  8. That was amazing. I am very embarrassed to say that I was very oddly attracted to him in that video lol.

  9. This is awesome!!!!!!

  10. I think I liked the Audrina Schmidt the best.

  11. Funny!! This show —> !!!!

  12. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I am torn between hugging Max Greenfield for his brilliance and hitting Schmidt so hard on the face :D nevertheless, I LOVE SCHMIDT. He needs to fill up the douche bag jar COMPLETELY just to make for this video :D

  13. So awesome!!!! I can always count on New Girl for a laugh!!!!!c

  14. Love it! Lol

  15. YESSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! Best show on TV. Hands down.

  16. This was SO GOOD. Thanks for sharing :-D

  17. AMAZING.

  18. Hahahaha!! I can’t handle it. Everything from this show makes me laugh :) I would take one of the two Schmidts anyday.

  19. haha amazing!

  20. omg the rihanna video was hilarious, but this was the icing on the cake. im dying laughing. hes such a good actor! hhahahhaa love love love