Schmidt Is Looking For Love… OnlineZooey Deschanel

If The Hills, The Parent Trap and my worst nightmare had a baby together, this would be it. In short, MAX GREENFIELD IS A CRAZY MAD GENIUS. So, without further ado, I give you SCHMIDT’S ONLINE DATING PROFILE… from 2008.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/AprilcMcLean April McLean

    Done. I’ll take him! Do you do complimentary wrapping?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jennylonussen Jenny Lonussen

    LOL Schmidt/Max Greenfield rules!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623880603 Caryn Hermanson

    I love everything about this show!

  • http://www.facebook.com/webevie Evie Totty

    LOLOL fantastic!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=19604860 Amber Alvarado

    that was brilliant…and so so weird

  • http://www.facebook.com/Prixi10 Priscila Santos

    LOL! Oh Schmidt…

  • http://www.facebook.com/bonnie.gail Bonnie Birdsell Williams

    Oh Schmidt. Definitely the most lovable tool since Barney Stinson.

    • http://www.facebook.com/lyricat Lyraida Maldonado Caraballo

      I couldn’t have said it better myself.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=574892745 Tabitha Morran

      hahaha Barney Stinson still wins out though

  • http://www.facebook.com/liz.haebe Liz Haebe

    Oh my goodness. I almost choked on my oatmeal I was laughing so hard. I LOVE SCHMIDT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/erinjeannexo Erin Kowalsky

    It’s really hard watching videos like this in the office.. and having to explain why I fell out of my seat laughing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/yajaira.n.calderon Yajaira Nuribeth Calderon

    Haha! He didn’t give out his number though. I would so date Schmidt. I would date him so hard, and adore the hell out of him!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jennifer.sacks Jennifer Sacks

    I WILL DO MORE THAN DATE YOU– I WILL MARRY YOU, SCHMIDT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1574504750 Rae Ghun

    I love Schmidt lol.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michaeljonfoley Michael Foley

    That reminds me. Where’s the D-Bag jar again?

  • http://www.facebook.com/ajhayward Amy Johnson Hayward

    Lol…I think i peed a little.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1568077529 Megan Miolla

    LOVE IT!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lee.prew Lee Prew

    Jar!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002978571143 Ceci Morandeira

    That merits like $20.00 for the douchebag jar.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shleezy Ashli Rae

    DIBS. Scmidt is one sexy weirdo guy. LOVE!

  • http://www.facebook.com/szarrinkelk Sepideh Zarrinkelk

    at some point I expected him to make out with his self!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kelsey.marisa Kelsey Cartwright

    If he changes his outfit that many times in one day then I’ll pass, too high maintenance for this girl haha

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