Remember back in 2006 when you first saw Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean and you thought maybe that is the life for me? The billowy shirts, the ocean breeze, the drunken high sea adventures! Well, thank Rumer and Scout Willis for totally reawakening our pirate envy with this spontaneous photo shoot in which they’ve basically turned a bathtub into the Atlantic and gone pillaging and plundering for gold. How far does any singing and acting child of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis have to look to find gold? We’re guessing…not that far, but still, they make the whole scurvy-knave-thing look glamorous af and we want in.
AHOY MATEYS!! LET US ABOARD YOUR FAITHFUL, UH… PORCELAIN CLAW FOOT BATH TUB.
Could we integrate bits of this ensemble into everyday? Everyone’s got a crisp white blouse; the little black ballerina flat of shirts. Thigh high boots have been everywhere since a certain Kardashian (okay, all of them) brought the trend to new heights over the past year.
The menswear vibe is maxed out in this photoshoot and and we are so fine with that. To copy, take a note from Rumer and keep a polished suit looking disheveled for an “I’ve been to the end of the ocean and back” feel. Untuck, unbutton, let the sails fall where they may. Embrace some discreet leather or faux leather accessories where you see fit and—boom—you’ll be looking like your own nautical muse in no time.
The sister’s climbed in the gilded tub at at YSL Beauty Club Party at the Ace Hotel in LA this week. Do we get why there was a bathtub full of confetti in the middle of a party? No. Does it matter? Also no.
Whatever the reason for this glittery, pirate-y madness; all we know is it’s making us hunger for the high seas again. High seas — and high boots.
Don’t throw the gold overboard, ladies! That’s, like, rule number one!