Alright guys, I know Hello Giggles is supposed to be a fun place to visit, but today, we have to talk about something very serious. I need some answers and I need you to give them to me.
So, this morning while driving to work, I was jamming out to my boyfriend Drake, daydreaming about our future together, laughing to myself thinking of all the cute things our kids will do… oh okay, I’m getting carried away. No, not about our kids, that is real. Anyhow, so yeah, I’m rapping along like my name was Nicki, sipping my Starbucks, and I look in my rearview mirror and what the heck do I see? Freakin’ Rudolph the Red Nose CAR! I inch forward a little bit, sneak another peak in the rearview and sure enough, Rudolph the Red Nose Car has antlers as well.
Someone, anyone, everyone, please, pretty please with sugar on top, tell me why Americans love to dress their cars up for the holidays. I just can’t wrap my head around this. I mean, I’m sorry but it’s weird. If you are one of the people that do this, well, GO YOU! You are very bold.
After a bit of research, I found that a decent quality Rudolph Car Dress Up Kit costs about $35. Now, I know that isn’t very much money, but I can think of a quite a few other things that I’d rather do with $35, especially this time of year, not to mention the embarrassment of driving around in a car with a red nose on the front bumper. You can buy your holiday mani/pedi with $35 or hey, how about a half tank of gas (see that, half, what a rip off)? Or here’s a thought, buy a dress to wear to a holiday party. I mean, your car shouldn’t be more dressed for the holidays than you are, right?
Rudolph the Red Nose Cars turn me into the Grinch. I’m sorry that I’m not sorry, but I just hate it so much. If I weren’t afraid to hurt someone or myself, I’d drive around and ram every car that wore an outfit. Oh, and also, how come Rudolph the Red Nose Car has a red nose and antlers, but NO tail? That’s kinda rude. Anyhow, I have to run, my car has an appointment with her stylist.
Happy Holidays to all. Best wishes throughout the New Year and always. I hope and pray that all of your wishes and dreams become your reality. Shoot for the moon, land among the stars, and never stop dreaming.