Ruby's Corner!Ruby Karp

Hi! I am Ruby! This is Ruby’s Corner! I am 10 (turning 11 soon) so here are ten things about me:

  1. I love to sing! Name a song, I’ll sing it!
  2. I have a really wacky grandma. For example: when I was 3, she gave me a mullet. My mom wasn’t too happy!
  3. Get used to it. I use waaaaay to many exclamation points! I once wrote a paragraph with only exclamation points after each sentence!
  4. I have a black pug puppy named Rocky who thinks he is a cat. Cats can jump high right? Well, he thinks he can too. My mom has a really high bed and he once tried to jump on it. He did a back flip instead.
  5. When I grow up, I want to be a writer! When I was in Pre-K I wrote my first poem. It is really bad but here it is: “It looked like a box, but it isn’t a box.”
  6. I LOVE ROLLER DERBY! Gotham Girls’ Manhattan mayhem is my favorite team!
  7. I am a really good cartoonist, but a really bad normal artist! In art, my teacher literally said about a self-portrait I painted, “This is really bad!”
  8. I am good at giving advice to other people, but not so much for myself!
  9. I am so obsessed with graphic t-shirts! I love the funny stuff they have on them! Like a picture of toast that says,” I am toast!”
  10. Some of the people who inspire me: My Mom, no words describe how awesome she is. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler because they are both so nice and so funny and great at improv, Rosa Parks because she’s not afraid to stand up for herself even when she was sitting down (on the bus), whoever invented YouTube because they are pure genius. Nicki Minaj – she is my idol!

That is all for now! See you next time on Ruby’s corner!

Hi! I am Ruby! I like to take long walks on the beach and- NO! I am a realistic person. I observe and write about the idiotic things I see. I am the BIGGEST goody two-shoes you will ever meet. I wont do ANYTHING bad. I loooooooove exclamation points and use them a lot! I have an awesome mom and a black pug named Rocky. I also have a thing for performing, swimming, and volleyball! I hope you  enjoy my corner.

  • http://www.facebook.com/carlovely Carlovely Lemieux

    a future derby girl….i love it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=716115883 Odette Johaar

    So would you post a video if I asked for a song?

    • http://www.facebook.com/marcelle.karp Marcelle Karp

      Totally!
      -ruby (on my mom’s facebook)

  • http://www.facebook.com/MaryJoe28 Mary Joe

    I’m pretty sure this post is here because Sophia also loves Nicki Minaj and strong independant girls…You’re gonna go a long way!!! (I love exclamation points a lot too!! :D and smileys…) Hope to read more of Ruby’s Corner!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505130814 Jenikah Joy

    um. this just rocked my awesome socks off onto the floor. now who’s gonna pick them up?

    • Anonymous

      Thanks for the insight. It binrgs light into the dark!

    • Anonymous

      Wow, your post makes mine look feelbe. More power to you!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001048066413 Katie Guinn

    This is hilarious! She definitley has a future as a writer… maybe in comedy?

    • http://www.facebook.com/marcelle.karp Marcelle Karp

      YES YES YES YES! haha
      -ruby

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1091843586 Susan Blank

    ♥_♥

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=762688267 Janet Billig Rich

    Ruby you are so clever and funny! I am going to go out and buy the Toast tee shirt NOW

    • Anonymous

      The forum is a brighter place tnhaks to your posts. Thanks!

    • Anonymous

      I bow down humbly in the presence of such graentses.

  • molls

    Ruby’s pretty much the coolest!

  • http://www.facebook.com/valerie.huerta1 Valerie Yvonne Huerta

    Yay Ruby!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jakefogelnest Jake Fogelnest

    You’re 10, Ruby?! That makes me 10,000 years old! You’re the best, as always!

  • http://www.facebook.com/LuapReehcs Pual Sneers

    I want the next column to be a dialogue between Rosa Parks and Nicki Minaj. Ruby you are the best can’t wait for future columns.

    • Anonymous

      Now I know who the barniy one is, I’ll keep looking for your posts.

    • Anonymous

      Wow, your post makes mine look fbeele. More power to you!

    • http://www.facebook.com/marcelle.karp Marcelle Karp

      I am working on that right now!
      -ruby

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=701169590 Stephanie Spivack Riven

    Ruby, you have always rocked! Cannot wait to read more!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rlrcu Randi Robinson

    well done! Keep writing!!!

  • Anonymous

    I’m out of league here. Too much brain power on dipsaly!

  • Anonymous

    Didn’t know the forum rules alleowd such brilliant posts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lydia.lacey Lydia Lacey

    Ruby this is great! You are one of my favorite writers!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/marcelle.karp Marcelle Karp

      thank you!
      -ruby

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=559065697 Jenny Strasburg

    to post a comment

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001153710746 Joe-Jay Riggs

    I love this! Amy Poehler and Tina are amazing! So is Nicki. Keep on writing, your so good!!(:

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000160800205 Michelle Gonzalez

    ur funny! do you have a blog?! my daughters would be inspired by u! good luck to you!

  • http://www.facebook.com/timothyholst Timothy Holst

    “It looked like a box, but it isn’t a box” is now officially my favorite poem.

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