Recasting '80s Movies With the Coolest Actresses of TodayMolly Horan

It’s just been announced that Rebel Wilson, everyone’s favorite mermaid dancer, will star in a remake of Private Benjamin, an ‘80s flick that stared Goldie Hawn (or Kate Hudson’s mom, for those who aren’t up on their ’80s cinematic education). While there are some ’80s movies that should never be touched (leave Ferris Bueller alone) there are plenty of vintage movies that would benefit from a reboot with some modern talent.

Alexis Bledel as Baby in Dirty Dancing

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She’s already mastered the bookish, ambitious type with a soft spot for bad boys.

Jennifer Lawrence as Claire and Aubry Plaza as Allison in The Breakfast Club

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Let’s be honest, Plaza would probably dust a drawing with dandruff snow just for fun, no role required.

 

Anna Kendrick as Veronica in Heathers

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Or she could just wait a few years and star in the film adaptation of the musical. So she’d get to be murderous, and belt it, which she’s been doing since she was a teenager.

Mindy Kaling as Sally in When Harry Met Sally

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The season finale of The Mindy Project could act as her audition. No one else need apply.

 Shailene Woodley as Watts in Some Kind of Wonderful

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And in a nod to her hippie cred, maybe Woodsley could play the lute instead of the drums.

Amy Poehler as Phyllis in Troop Beverly Hills 

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It’s can’t be much harder than wrangling the Pawnee Goddesses.

  • Charlie Jones

    ….or how about they just leave all those movies alone, stop relying on “rebooting” everything that was somewhat successful in the past, and come up with a new idea for a change. If it aint broke, don’t try to fix it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1162403072 Benito Gee Botello

    Eh, most of the re-cast was excellent (with the exception on one “eh.”) fun definitely. But there should be more. In comedy there is the rule of threes. In lists, Billboard and Letterman have set a benchmark, but a list of at least seven should be the minimum standard (actresses, the writer hit the number. But the fact they’re in the same movie is a cheat. Maybe add Emma Roberts as Blair in Less than Zero?).
    It just seems the writer has produced something during a coffee break while trying to write something that pays a lot more than buzzfeed. (I know a lot do; some are just better hiding the obvious than others).

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=22200237 Kareena Detwiler

    OMG people these are not necessarily going to be remade. Its just a fun thing they decided to do in preparation for the new “Private Benjamin”. People are allowed to speculate and give their opinions on who could be a good modern update to these classic roles. Get the sticks out of your butts and stop being so damn serious.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=525146969 Cherish Brown

      100% agree. People need to calm the heck down.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1597687932 Judy Eckman

    Is “Hollywood” running out of ideas? Did their imagination run away with the spoon? Resorting to remakes is just being lazy and getting paid for someone else’s ideas.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001620638751 Elijah Coleman

    Regarding Some Kind of Wonderful: Mary Stuart Masterson’s Watts was a punkrock tomboy hottie drummer girl – totally aggro but totally vulnerable to Eric Stoltz. Admittedly, she was my first celebrity crush, so I’m 100% biased. But you will have to do a whole lot better than whoever Shailene Woodley is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1108763885 Ez Eggs

    Oh Please don’t!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=667396297 Ashe Klott

    The Wizard of Oz (1939, the one *everyone* knows and loves) was one of over a dozen remakes. While some remakes are not all that great, saying a movie cannot be made better simply because you believe the original is already perfect is silly. In the right hands a remake of any number of these movies would be fantastic. Hollywood does not always pick “the right hands” but newer generations of film fans wouldn’t really know the difference. What you grew up with is perfect to you due mostly to nostalgia, not some inherent amazingness embedded in the films.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007818820187 Renee Harleen Kohler

    Heathers reboot! Yeess.

    But they were talking about a sequel a few years back? I don’t think Heathers would be the same without Winona.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1471249053 Wild Flowers

    Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=624259509 Emily Graham

    Yeah, no… no, none of these should ever be remade.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=571380344 Darrell Dee Otteson

    I think these are horrible choices. Especially Mindy for Meg and Shailene as Watts. Plus, I think the harder choice would be the male counterparts. I don’t see these remakes happening

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=571380344 Darrell Dee Otteson

    These were horrible choices. Especially the Mindy for Meg and Shailene as Watts. What are u thinking???

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=913961 Jessica Rufino

    Sorry, but no. None of these movies should be remade!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=850464157 Rachel Birk Kain

    Nah.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1029416876 Lauryn Wiseman

    no, none of these movies could “benefit from a reboot with some modern talent.” modern talent belongs in modern film.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502165703 Zoé Marie

    thank you for the C.A.M.P. reference. she rocked it.
    “you are a scary, little girl…”
    though, please…no musical remake of any of these.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1002981427 Katie Sholty

    Troop Beverly Hills! Amy would own that role.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=139300097 Buffy Cutler

    Um no.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=876565250 Amanda Scade

    Most of these should never be touched. ‘When Harry Met Sally’ is perfection in romcom. I seriously hope it never gets re-made. Same for ‘The Breakfast Club’ and ‘Dirty Dancing’ – why even suggest it?! It really bugs me when filmmakers just re-hash old movies that don’t need to be re-hashed. It’s lazy. Think up something new! Most remakes turn out awful anyway.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001724514410 Nicole Ashmoore

    I am not sure if they even should remake Dirty Dancing. I love the original.

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