Sometimes I find that I get a series of emails that follow a similar theme, so I figured I can group them together every once in a while for your enjoyment… double the Creepers, double the fun! One such theme lately has been the emergence of the super cheesy Pick Up Line emails. I know that in real life, face to face, most dudes wouldn’t really go for trying the tiresomely old or super lame pick up lines on a lady in order to garner her attention…but for some reason, in email form, it is still a valid (and apparently popular) approach. I really don’t know… maybe this works on some people, but I’m just not a fan of the uber-corny one-liners. Couple that with the fact that pretty much 100% of the guys who send these pick up line letters are questionable in many, many other ways and you’ve got some of my least favorite W&C admirers yet. My sister, who has also tried a foray into online dating, has lent me a couple of her own hilarious pick up line emails to share with you too.
I get it – it’s hard to break the ice online and standing out is a challenge as well. But it is the year 2012 and I just know there has to be a better way. I say try something original and genuinely interesting next time and skip the W&C one-liner comedy routine. What do you guys think…are cheesy Pick Up lines ever effective online or in real life?
Pick Up Line email #1 (courtesy of my Sister) - Subject: Hey Baby
Hey baby…Are you looking for a STUD? I’ve got the STD and all I need is U!
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Pick Up Line email #2 – Subject: Hey, I’ve Met You Before…
In my DREAMS!
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Pick Up Line email #3 – Subject: Hello…
I was wondering if you could help me out. I am fairly new to L.A. and am looking for a locksmith. I was wondering if you knew a good locksmith, you could ask them if they have the combination to your heart. From reading your profile, you are a woman I would love to get to know.
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Pick Up Line email #4 – Subject: how much does a polar bear wiegh?
enough to break the ice…
hello i fu were a laser ud be set on stunning!
I’m Z…u must ne angel from….uhh heaven! let’s get to know each other so ill start
hello beatuiful i’m onle looking for long term relation ship im 33 ears old so i been through
plent~e bullsh*t!
u look total~e rad im into ur look
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Pick Up Line email #5 (also from my Sister) – Subject: hello there
I’m new to this online dating and so I thought I would stop and ask for directions.
Which way to your heart
Hahaha funniest stuff ever!!
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I can’t help but wonder, do girls to this to the guys? During my own online dating experiment I received plenty of messages just like this from guys, but never once considered sending this cheese out myself. These types were usually deleted right away.
I wonder if girls would be so mean to these poor guys if they ever had to do any work to get a date.
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why do you assume girls don’t do any work to get dates?
Wow